🍉The TinCan Android
@thetincanandroid.bsky.social
Howdy! I’m living trash that does stuff!
Banner Alt:Staggered rblue and pink text at the top reads: Boy Howdy!
Pfp Alt: A set of big ol meaty thighs stand in little blue James Bond (Daniel Craig) trunks in front of many plants
bleach
blonde
bad
built
butch
body
god damn Jasmine Crockett kilt MTG www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLpkmsuC/
I see folks talking about TikTok and I see a lot of talk of screaming?
TikTok has an algorithm like any other current web interface so if you’re getting screaming content look at different stuff. I’ve been on TikTok for almost a year I don’t get any screaming content
Just artists and fun weirdos
GOD DAMN IT I was strumming a really good alternating rhythm and I FUCKING LOST IT
Captain, our long range sensors are indicating that shit’s all fucked
Cuh👏👏
Thar👏👏
Sis👏👏
So long Emperor Georgio you were a fuckin G 🫡
hahaha the artist even leaned into the engorged pinky with the ring
hahahahaha the artist even leaned into that fucked up pinky
Thinking about letting this account gather dust. I joined at a weird time and didn’t know what the hell I was doing; plus a lot of folks I joined with abandoned their accounts so I have no idea how many moots I actually have anymore. I hear making an account is easier now or something I don’t know
Lucile!!! I was trying to remember her name
No, I’m thinking Ryder cause he looks like classic Kamen Ryder
I can make it dance like a sexy lady tattoo but instead it’s a big ol sexy bug www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLpYhfnt/
either penciled or very bushy no in between please
I can’t wait for DMs so I have another set of anxiety inducing notifications to avoid along with all the unread texts/emails/discords/phone calls/smoke signals
Fun intrusive thought:
When I’m old, if I ever deal with regression because of dementia or Alzheimer’s, will my bug tattoos scare me because they are bugs I was afraid of as a kid?
the tower of peanut butter is what’s important here
without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image
without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image
@fishtopher.bsky.social I saw one of your t-shirts out in the wild yesterday
looked comfy
I don’t think a headline has made me feel more out of touch than this one
🎶I’m crying in the walk-in🎶
🎶I’m sobbing next to the heavy cream🎶
🎶I’m sorry sir we do not carry roofing nails this is an IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-HOP🎶
There’s so much weird stuff I would post but can’t post because of kayfabe
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To walk on slime, that's right (on slime)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
It's Tricky to walk on slime, to walk on slime that's right on slime
It's Tricky... it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to walk on slime, to walk on slime that's right on slime
It's Tricky... Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky
It's Tricky to walk on slime, to walk on slime that's right on slime
It's Tricky... it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to walk on slime, to walk on slime that's right on slime
It's Tricky... Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky
Tonight at 11
is having sex problematic? is [pop song] unsafe? is this tv show threatening me?
I will never buy amalgam snacks. Fuck outta here with your chip and pretzel mix. I’ll just buy each ingredient and make a 6 month supply
(pub mix/gardettos and trail mix are exceptions)
I keep forgetting my profile picture is my better half and it’s cracking me the eff up
Very cool! Are folks allowed to audition for multiple roles?
I’ve needed a term for what I’ve been doing since I was like 20 and now I, and now you, have one
Reparenting yourself is self care
*me to me “good job slugger”
*as I get into a warm bath with a platter of snacks* I'm reparenting myself
I should buy a spaceship
Hi New Here. I’m dad*
*not a legal guardian nor a good role model
It’s called self care
from now on Imma start calling people total wads when they’re being a total wad
ITS THE CIRCLE!! THE CIRCLE OF… LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!
when I outlive my usefulness I want to skydive from the highest point you can without oxygen, over the ocean so when I hit I’m completely shredded by the water and thusly feed thousands of organisms