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That's exactly it. I can't even remember what he would razz me about but it was so small and petty and hilarious
My favorite is when the Onion was in Madison while I was in College. "drunken students tip over Villas Hall. Students say it's easier to find classes"
My husband would scream and I would sneak it in a bush. A bush in a bush
And he was. And it was so sad and it seems no one could help him. He was so good with you and you two were so funny and sweet. He Was like your big brother
I hope they choke. I hope they get anal fissures and incontinence. I hope they always have shit stained underwear and are always judged for it. I hope that they burn in sunlight like Vampires but less cool. May they get spit in their drinks and food.
Thank you. It's a bit of a breathless moment tbh. The weird mix of having family and a lovely time and then this knowledge also.
Today is my birthday. I am 48. I've had a lovely dinner with family and also gotten very sad news. Life is duality.
If you see this post something yellow
LOUDER
I AM ONCE AGAIN URGING YOU TO BURY OUR POWER LINES.
Sayanything Boombox GIF
Alt: John Cusack in the movie Say Anything holding a boombox over his head.
media.tenor.comI honestly want a pair for a bank robbery. People wouldn't remember anything else
It was just like WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? I know women would wear shirts with dice showing 20s on them with the line YES THEY'RE REAL but mine was about haikus and refrigerators. Not the same invitation in my head
This morning I remembered I used to wear a shirt to D&D conventions with a joke on it and some guys who read it laughed and then added YOU KNOW WE'RE PRETENDING TO READ IT SO WE CAN LOOK AT YOUR BOOBS. And that made me stop wearing that shirt there (also it didn't fit anymore)
You know with the man or bear question, no one has ever bothered to ask if a woman would pick a bear or another woman.
I would still pick a bear. I don't like people.
What about you?
This morning was like Festivus for me and the Mister. It was needed but boy howdy am I tired.
This makes me laugh
Olivier Coipel posted this gorgeous Batman swimsuit cover on ig, and I shared it to my story. Was a little surprised to get a notification that my very conservative sister liked it. 👀😆
What should I make tonight for dinner? Currently debating between a Costco chipotle chicken rice bowl, frozen pizza and then chicken Japanese curry
Now if I could remain in a world like that, sure. But I know reality. And this is how Arthur 2 went
Today I spent a stupid amount of money for two cakes of Knitcircus yarn. I think I'm in trouble
I can see a simple neutral like black or white. Perhaps some colorful accessories then? Or color block with your clothing?
I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS ALSO LIKE A WEIRD FANFIC AD FOR SOUP. This is even funnier because it's never happened to me
I HEARD ABOUT THIS. THIS IS HILARIOUS. Love weird stories like this
This is a balm for my soul
[at unicorn fuck club]
JRR Tolkien: tonight we've got a special story from everyone's favorite fantasy writer
GRR Martin:
CS Lewis:
Peter S Beagle:
Hans Christian Andersen:
L Frank Baum:
Tolkien: whoops shouldn't have said that ha ha
Tolkien: i mean, you're all winners in my book
MY TIME TO SHINE. I should offer my services as a smut writer for dms
Using an image show a movie you are sure you have watched more than 10 times.
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than ten times
It's funny because I'm the oldest discord server where I have been officially adopted as mother they've been talking about this so I just blew the oldest mind dissecting the entire feud. But they don't really care. They just want to talk about Dethklok