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Mom, gamer, Futuramist, Policy Wonk, aspiring Raptor Princess
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It's just a slightly different form of the laziest gay joke imaginable
Even my 76yo asshole boomer dad knows what manga is, although he only recently stopped calling anime "japanimation"
Minnesota Supreme Court justices received the information that "drug users" shoot bong water into their veins and had 0 follow-up questions, apparently
In ruling that bong water is a drug mixture, the Minnesota Supreme Court justices relied, in part, on the testimony of a state patrol officer who claimed that drug users keep bong water โfor future useโฆ either drinking it or shooting it in the veins.โ
Fargo woman facing 30 years in prison for bong water โข Minnesota Reformer
Last year the Legislature decriminalized drug paraphernalia, even if it contains drug residue. The change represented a step back from the drug war tactics of previous decades, with an eye toward trea...
minnesotareformer.comHoly shit, it's worse than that, it's a cop telling a judge. Imagine receiving this information and having 0 follow-up questions
I got to "veins" and I just had to cover my eyes with my hand for a second and take some deep breaths. This person is either lying or (misinformed + gullible) and I'm not sure which is worse.
I just spent 30 minutes poking around trying to figure out the name of this pattern I love and it's rhombille tiling
My hair lady got me hair stuff and the bottles are so cute, like they were made specifically to appeal to me. The pattern is holo
Just kidding, she's never been to a grocery store
Martha-Ann Alito leaves her grocery cart in the handicap parking space van loading area.
Martha-Ann Alito parks right next to you in a completely empty parking lot.
My husband turned his phone screen towards me to show me Rudy Giuliani's mugshot and I experienced it as a jump scare
A Catholic theocracy? In this economy?
I guess they thought the market for these things was more interested in getting fucked up than having a tasty beverage
If you have seen and been tempted by the Dunkin' spiked coffee drinks I am here to tell you they are Not Good
First of all, they're fizzy. Bad call.
Second, they tasted too much like malt liquor and not enough like coffee. 6% alcohol!
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a.coHoly shit, I don't even know how many times I've seen that and I never noticed the name before
Jessica Gao! Heather Ann Campbell!
I got a zip-front sun protection shirt for the pool and I think it might be my new favorite outer garment and I might wear it every day?
It is gossamer thin, cool to the touch and SPF 50. It has 4 pockets, 2 outer with zippers, 2 interior.
It looks like an athleisure lab coat
The suspiciously useful yet incredibly dangerous animals got me thinking about boomelopes
My beautiful friend Jen (left) who did my (right) hair today
Dang broke my perfect alt text streak, let's try this again:
I just made this today and I think it's pretty funny
I just made this today and I think it's pretty funny
I...used delay tactics and was non-committal and neutral when my kid was interested in doing this about a decade ago. I made the idea die in committee, as it were. This is exactly why I didn't want to do it
I absolutely do not know Portuguese but I am finding myself understanding every post in Portuguese that comes across my skyline today
Omg I love Dolly, I love how the kitten's ear is squished because Dolly is smushing him into her cheek
The fucking sadistic protestant work ethic brain worms have infected every aspect of US culture
The thing I always come back to when I think about universal design is how much better and safer it would make the world for children, otherwise known as 100% of everybody, at some time.
And this is how she dressed her daughter (I am in this photo)
I gave up on using the expression "a couple of" because I thought it unambiguously meant "two", but whenever I asked for "a couple of [x]" I would be asked how many I wanted.
Ugh, I knew he was a revolting piece of shit but I was unfamiliar with the awful specifics
The mission is "lift it as light as you can get it and tone it as cool as it will go"
The wish is for silver, the reality will probably be light ash blonde
Getting my hair lightened today y'all I am so excited
Short term disability*? lol that's how my final employer did maternity leave
*sorry if this is nosy
lol I remember when Don Imus was the most Shocking of the Disk Jockeys
Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy:
My parents were really upset about a Korean airplane crash and I was annoyed they were talking about the news instead of paying attention to me so I threw a paper airplane and said "look it's the Korean airliner" and they freaked tf out
Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy:
Ronald Regan getting shot was how I learned that didnโt always mean the person died.
I am so happy for you to be moving to Michigan; my family is considering doing the same
Shame on me for allowing myself to admire a politician, but Gov Whitmer seems like the real deal
omg I missed out on that, dang
I think we appropriated it from the high seas, matey, because I definitely would have listened to that if I had the DVD
My husband and I stayed singing "my heart's as warm as a baked pa-ta-tah!" for YEARS
Orgazmo was pretty great, too. Jesus and I loved it.
I still feel like Cannibal! was their high point
It has big Rimworld vibes which is a reference that will mean nothing to most people
To be fair, that *was not* his beautiful house
Y'all been watching Scavengers Reign? I am finding it incredibly compelling. I love the art style and how they're telling the story
I am the audience for this
feeling a bit bri'ish today, might descale my electric kettle innit
feeling a bit bri'ish today, might descale my electric kettle idk
*asynchronous chanting*
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CZM Book Club: "Party Discipline" by Cory Doctorow, Part One - Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff
As long as thereโs been oppression, thereโve been people fighting it. This weekly podcast dives into history to drag up the wildest rebels, the most beautiful revolts, and all the people who long to b...
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