Lee Harvey
@valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Music maker from one of South Wales' numerous valleys
That polished Cybertruck looks like Jimmy Pesto's Ferrari bumper awning
Three meetings at once? Watch me: draw three different cock and balls, each with a different amount of wispy pubes and drops of semen emanating from the crown
I wonder if he's so caned he just hasn't noticed?
Been on a Blind Willie McTell tip for a while. Bloody love these lines:
Made a preacher lay his Bible down
Made a rabbit hug a hound
Made King Edward give up his crown
Baby, and it must be love
youtu.be/NPuSEyiaBEQ
King Edward Blues (Baby, It Must Be Love) - Blind Willie McTell
King Edward Blues (Baby, It Must Be Love) - Blind Willie McTell https://thedocumentrecordsstore.com/product/bdcd-6001-11/ Copyright 1990 Document Records
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I've started a cult. This is our deity.
Love to listen to someone who has failed to understand the comedy movie Roxanne
I dunno if it's a grift with Seinfeld. "I wish men were more dominant" sounds like something someone like him would genuinely think. But I'm sure there's an element of seeing other people spout this kind of crap and joining in too.
You're a wealthy man, Jerry, you can afford all the masculine domination you want, just leave the high school kids alone
I wouldn't post hog, that's the Harvey guarantee. Just silly jokes and general nonsense.
This isn't adult content, I'm on a Not Porn list, I'll have you know
Warning: This content contains explicit adult material and is only intended for individuals of legal age; viewer discretion is advised.
Sorry, Rob, my intention wasn't to worry you. You are of course correct. And I'd say checking the kettle every five seconds is the behaviour of a deranged individual. But I couldn't be bothered to make my own, and this was the best that Google offered me.
Just bought Full Throttle Reloaded. That's gonna take me back.
When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try.
I wish him well. All those cameras trained on me would absolutely spin me out.
Found this when I was looking for something else. He's the first person to buy legal cannabis in (iirc) Colorado. You could train an AI image generator for a thousand years, and you'd not come close to creating something so cool. If sweaty paranoia was a person. I hope his weed was nice.
Interviewer: please explain this gap in your resume
Me: I tried to move a table in Microsoft Word, and now the whole document is screwed
interviewer: please explain this gap in your resume
jana: have you ever looked at a snail shell and thought about how it was grown, a fraction of a millimeter at a time, slowly accumulating as the creature within it grows larger. have you ever thought about what would happen if it just kept growing
I hope you've met Jools Holland, and you started playing boogie woogie piano along with him. He fucking loves that.
Ha, we used to cook a mix. I've never heard it called mole mix, but some people used to call it a mull.
Was going to enter the World Pettiness Competition, but the organiser said something that annoyed me, so now I won't give them the satisfaction
I haven't tried those, but the acoustic ones have served me well so far
Haha, I remember dot matrix printers! My dad used to bring stacks of the paper home from work, so I did all my drawings as a kid on it.
BBC Archive being excellent again.
youtu.be/vpZEtc8VQkU
1982: The Future of COMPUTER STORAGE | The Computer Programme | Retro Tech | BBC Archive
"Data, it's been around for thousands of years, but now it's running into trouble." - Ian McNaught-DavisChris Serle and Ian McNaught-Davis consider storing a...
youtu.beACAB includes exam invigilators
'I've only caught three exam cheats in 25 years'
'I've only caught three exam cheats in 25 years'
An exam invigilator shares her secrets: No squeaky shoes, no jingling keys and watch out for amorous pigeons.
www.bbc.comIf the Ironman is consenting, then I wish them both well
'My heart ruptured at 19 - now I'm doing an Ironman'
'My heart ruptured at 19 - now I'm doing an Ironman'
Simon Page says the damage to his heart was the equivalent to a heart attack.
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Ah, superb, it must just be the XS strings that are different. Thanks very much!