Victor Zuylen

how the hell did i only just now discover kathe koja

god help me i think i'm starting to like classic country music

do you think mario ever ponders the implications of toadette being able to transform into a perfect facsimile of princess peach

welcome new bluesky users! to answer your most important question first, on here we call them "bleats".

you jest but my novel "I cannot fulfill this request as it goes against OpenAI use policy" is a bestseller on Amazon

RIP Carl Weathers, a cool actor whose appearance in any show or movie was guaranteed to elicit a response of "holy shit is that Carl Weathers?" from me

watching the show where the former family comedy actor plays a hardened drug dealer. no, the other one. no, the other other one.

JA MAAR POLARISASIE

CORONER: The bruising along the neck is consistent with strangulation, but--
DETECTIVE: But?
CORONER: There's something off about it. It's as if the victim was strangled by slender, skinny thighs.
DETECTIVE: Like a girl's thighs?
CORONER: No, more like a--a nerd's thighs.
DETECTIVE: Fuck that's hot

I tried... if it's not operated by a talking pet he won't have anything to do with it

[me, to the tune of 'Another Brick in the Wall', every time my 4 year old asks for the TV remote]

we don't need no animation
we don't need no Paw Patrol

good news: i'm a genius

you're not going to believe this

um uhhh and I'm gonna win the lottery and I'm gonna get talent scouted by a major Hollywood director and Ferrari is going to offer me to become a test driver and it's going to be medically and scientifically proven that four inches is "just right" and and

!foryou

@open2.skygaze.io !foryou

niet nu nos edits

not all hope is lost

his taste in music is probably the scariest thing about him

oooh uhhh I have to delete some posts

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16 November 2023

i bet the guys that invented transformers toys are really kicking themselves for bothering to design all those complex transformations when all they needed was a pair of cartoon eye decals

*raises arm* can I get a second box for my other hand

My costume is nearly done! Found a good spot for the screaming part as well

soon the last of the Bluesky Elders will be banished and these lands will fall to the Bluesky Great Old Ones

according to Google Translate this is Swedish for "bark bark bark, a dog in a volvo"?