The rule seems to be that only people with flat stomachs and no body hair can show the upper pubic area.
TikTok feels like that one scene in A Clockwork Orange to me…
You’re lucky! She must have had her eyes set on that poor Swedish woman she stalks.
Don’t have to tell me twice
Right? I guess they saw the election interference as a sign of goodwill.
Yup, that’s exactly what it was. He was telling me how cheap Tucker Carlson’s groceries were. I said it’s a different economy but he can move there and tell me how it is, lol.
Having a random old man come up to me and tell me how great living Moscow looks was not on my 2024 bingo card… though maybe it should have been?
Same, the only time I heard about queer people as a kid it was because they were dead, dying, or murdered.
You always have my vote 🫡
Happy Birthday!
Doesn’t it feel a little undemocratic that all American presidents past and present just happen to have the same birthday? #notmypresidentsday
You’re just so damn gorgeous
Just get a catheter for the weekend!
Okay, but they would have used that pattern for mall carpet, lol
I’m too young to have sugar grandchildren.
I play this same game with my dog.
This pool bar looks so fun. Have a good time, handsome!
Being untethered from the family computer was an amazing thing 🤣
It’s the only thing I used the PSP web browser for
Alright, who bred my trix?
Just continue to rest on pretty!
Recite 80% of a movie and get $500k. What movie are you picking?
You really only need one person that’s into Japanese rope bondage
DMs are banned here. You must flirt publicly!
I did get this as a glitch once when I was trying to view a profile. It resolved with a refresh though.
Yeah, I was emo then too, lol
We didn’t even last until kickoff. Time for Dimension 20 from five years ago!
Why don’t you come over and pollinate me sometime, oww 😘
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I’ll take that mustache ride.
Now I want to make a very confusing Hawaiian pizza with it.
Thank you, I feel appreciated 🥰
I made it to the after, you guys!
I love my bootleg pink pineapple~
Mr. DRILLER DrillLand is such a video game—even down to the official capitalization. I love it.
On Fridays we show cock
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I’m just being dumb because I don’t have strong intentions of following through 🤣
Oh, yeah that’s true. I just wanted there to be some explanation 😭