@wunkberg.bsky.social
Oi mate, I'm not woke or nuffin but I think we need to fund free mental health services in economically deprived areas, we're all thinking it, I'm just saying it
Was laughing with @wunkberg.bsky.social yesterday about doing that kind of "saying what we're all thinking" "just common sense" "but theyll put you in jail nowadays just for saying it" style standup comedy, but all of the opinions being genuinely wholesome and progressive. Good bit
Dentists can tell when you're not joking by the bruising at the back of your mouth/throat.
I get so confused everytime somebody says they liked this game, by far the most tedious Zelda game. They managed to outdo Navi. Hey you! Yeah you! Not Link, you the player! Your physical controller has batteries at 50%! Also you've been playing for 30 minutes so you need to take a break.
I know they're just trying to be nice but I wish they'd just give Kiryu some space
Whipping your toothbrush downwards as you get out of the shower like a samurai cleaning blood off their katana.
You could spend 10 years learning dark magic for the super kill dead spell, or you can cast levitate on their brain and give them a seizure.
Is there a magic universe with magic hacks? I want to see what happens when a wizard casts a spell of unlocking on a sandwich.
"We can't be expected to meet the expectations Nidhogg brought to the table" - Jonathan Blow probably
Nah, I'm just imagining in my head Edmund Mcmillen posting on Twitter after Pizza Tower is released all "Don't get your hopes up, this is not the new standard", like a lot of the AAA devs did when BG3 released.
What is it with girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys always posting Ultrakill rule 34
It was ok. It was no Pizza Tower but that level of quality is unrealistic to expect of other independent titles.
I'm sick of people pronouncing Gym "Jim". It's pronounced Juh-eye-m.
I'm going to kill everyone who disagrees with me.
I'd listen to all of these things if it was Matt Berry reading them or something.
So they're saying there's a possible link to listening to The Killers and cancer then