For once, I am off on friday, so I can give FOLLOW FRIDAY the attention it deserves! (part 1)
@telephonesis.bsky.social
@tinyshrines.bsky.social
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@captainmurphy.bsky.social
@cyaneyed.wtf
@cuddlycupcake.bsky.social
An Dipshit™ — For once, I am off on friday,...
Don't follow me if you're scared of ghosts or have sexual attraction toward ghosts
You've been warned
What if I'm both at the same time?
Totally fine!
I was a ghost once
Can you change back? Like Danny Phantom?
But those are the two categories of people.
I'm scaroused
overheard
I said what I said and I stand by it... well cower by it with a boner, but same thing
Well no, there's also people who are neutral toward ghosts, and also ghosts themselves
I'm hoping a lot ghosts follow me
gimme a few months
People who are neutral towards ghosts are very vulnerable to slippage in one direction or the other. It's a tightrope. And ghosts all massively have the horn for themselves.
I heard ghosts are good at shaping clay for pots. That one movie taught me that
He was alive!!
🤯🤯🤯 demi moore was the ghost
Don’t follow me please, I’m easily spooked
Too bad
I love you dipshit 🥰🥰🥰
the best kelsey on the whole app right here folks!
would fight anyone to the death to defend this claim
😭❤️my tiny twin flame
Tiny flames burn twice as bright... or something idk
PART 2
@turniprodeo.bsky.social
@theshrimpening.bsky.social
@thearchduke.bsky.social
@jetpa.cktuxe.do
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
@gopher33j.bsky.social
@cosmoslionheart.bsky.social
@budbuddyguy.bsky.social
@tabrakadabra.bsky.social
part 3
@dillo.bsky.social
@donkeidick.bsky.social
@marlo.ooo
@cursedsynth.bsky.social
@carl.rip
@woketopus.bsky.social
@daverson.bsky.social
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
I can't keep doing it, that's all you get. Go follow them. All quality
❤️!
this is possibly the greatest emoji mashup ever made
He's in the scorpion military. Highly decorated
lmaoo Id never seen scorp salute but there's a bunch of good ones with salut+animal
He just looks like he realized he left the hive without his phone
maybe about halfway through a mushroom trip
trying to find whatever the bee equivalent to machine elves are
hahaha I love it
scorp maybe my favorite tho they always have him like :3
The best one is still scorpion dog
oh that is perfect
Adorable, but deadly
Wow I hate it AND love it!
adorable mutant scorpion
Oh no
oh god oh fuck
oh shit
HIS MUSHROOM HAT OMG 🥺
😩😩
Biblically accurate scorpion
Isn't this the Pokemon Paras?
oh damn hahaha just about
Oh no, now scorpion is what scorpion eats!
SCORPIDOG
You've been blessed by his presence
I FREAKING LOVE COFFEE DON'T TALK TO ME TILL I HAD MY DANG BEAN JUICE AM I RIGHT @lilydont.bsky.social
that's right 😤
YUHKnowsit
👉😎👉 💜💜💜
Stay woke... topus
Aww shucks, I’m just a simple shitposter trying to make an honest living. I don’t do it for the fame (please make me famous) or for the endorsements ( i WILL sell your boner pills hit me up. ) I appreciate the recommendation (praise me! PRAISE ME!!!)
Do the boner pills need FDA approval?
FDA SMEF-DA. I aint a doctor. And neither are you. Thats why you should leave all that fancy thinking behind and try Uncle Rod’s Hog Fuel, available at your local gas station, not that one, the scary one down the street. Use promo code “technically crack” for 10% your first dose.
Now in delicious Mesquite BBQ flavor!
Thank you! 🎩🦐☕️
I'm sorry you were in part two. I was going off the cuff
It’s no problem! I’m happy to be included 🎩🦐
Honored to be bad enough to make it on part 2 of this list
... part 3 next time, because of the sass
Gonna post bad enough to get muted instead. What’s your stance on gooning?
I'm pro gooning of course
Then I’m gonna post less about it
I am literally number one 😏
piss rank
its all a part of the hydrologic cycle
STRONG seconded on the @theshrimpening.bsky.social and @cuddlycupcake.bsky.social
and @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social and @tinyshrines.bsky.social
I keep good company
Thank you! 🎩🦐
Thank you! 🎩🦐🎄
get the HELL outta here sea bug
I have shrimplomatic immunity!
🎩🦐
I'm gonna pistol shrimp you bub
No way. I got sea connections
🎩🦐🚬
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Oh hey it’s follow Friday and I just wanted to give a shout out to the homies
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DON'T FOLLOW ME IF YOU THINK I'M "TIMES" AS IN A NEWS OUTLET. I AM A FURRY I AM WARNING YOU!!! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!
Once again don’t follow me if you’re under 18. I don’t care if you’re 1 week, 1 day, or even 1 minute from being 18. Until it happens? Don’t follow me. I don’t care how mature you claim to be. Don’t follow me if you’re under 18. I don’t care about the laws of your country. 18+ means 18+.
Please don’t follow me. Please. I am not here for the followers. I am here to vent. DON’t follow me. Please!
Late Follow Friday 02
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Happy follow Friday Tuesday it’s Friday Tuesday and you should follow me for follow Friday Tuesday. If you think you’re following me already double check. That’s the follow Friday tuesday guarantee
Please don't take it to heart if you follow me and i don't follow you back because this app doesn't give me any notification
Dear Fellas, if you follow me and I don't follow back, please give me a hint... 🤜🤛
It's Follow Friday!!! I am looking for funny people to follow! Let me know! Happy Friday!
Please don't follow me. I am pedantic and off-putting
@monitorlizard.bsky.social Please observe my new post before following me. Understand that I have a rule about following people on this or any site: If you're someone I don't know, I don't follow back. If I do know you and you've been problematic in the past, I don't follow back. Just FYI.
Semi-regular request: if you follow me & I don’t follow you & you’re from Minnesota, let me know so i smash that follow button.
@duksis.bsky.social I only follow people I know. I don't know you and I'm so scared, please unfollow me now.
when you follow me, you follow this.
you've been warned.
I follow people like you because I love your content. I'm using you for entertainment so you don't have to follow me back.
If you have a Threads account, please turn on the option for ActivityPub federation so those of us on the fediverse (Mastodon, etc) can follow you.
And if I follow you here and you've done that, let me know so I can follow you from there.