My favourite question from the naturalisation application was ‘Have you ever been a habitual drunkard?’
Dr. Jessie Christiansen — My favourite question from the...
Is "occasional drunkard" OK?
Never committed genocide and a another classic!
The entire "morality" section is great. You better not have been a habitual drunkard committing genocide while serving as a prison guard soliciting a prostitute and preventing them from practicing their religion!
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I don’t think enough Americans know that in order to become a US citizen you have to check a box saying you are not a “habitual drunkard.”
ME AT LAWYERING-JOB INTERVIEW: and so you should totes hire me
INTERVIEWER: did you tell a court you were a habitual drunkard?
ME: …
INTERVIEWER: …
ME: … I got better?
ME AT LAWYERING-JOB INTERVIEW: and so you should totes hire me
INTERVIEWER: did you tell a court you were a habitual drunkard?
ME: ...
INTERVIEWER: …
ME: ...
hm, in Mississippi you can avoid jury duty by telling the court you’re a “habitual drunkard” (or a “common gambler”)
what could possibly go wrong with that approach
Explaining the world to a Wisconsinite: imagine Bibi as a drunkard
"'If you have a friend who has a six-pack on a Friday night, you take away their car keys, right? You make sure they’re not driving. In this case, Benjamin Netanyahu has probably had a couple cases and maybe a bottle of Jack,' Mr. Pocan told the crowd."
After Israel Aid Vote, Pocan Seeks to Show Biden Liberal Dismay on Gaza
The progressive Democrat from a rural, mostly white Wisconsin district is highlighting that it is not just young people of color who are concerned about the war.
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Either you have a drunkard molesting the pig or you're forcing a man to go cold turkey while he chats to a frog.
Their CFO was a drunkard and never paid the company's portion into their pension plan; now the elves have to work until they can't work no more...
A drunkard zombie horse *who you have to beat in a slam poetry/freestyle rap contest*
1995 might have been. Russian nuclear football was activated for the first time by a known drunkard of a Russian President at the advice of a Defense Minister known to have been drunk while ordering military actions.
As a drunkard I respect my autonomous nervous system it's never let me down
Like a field with their dope and a drunkard their wine, a soul should have lust for the lure of the mine. Or some-such like that.
It's ok, both my autocorrect and my talk-to-text think I'm a thick accented drunkard
Is that Mr. Tillet? Or is there a different pervy drunkard?
"Like a fiend with his dope and a drunkard with his wine
A man will have lust for the lure of the mine."
Dark As A Dungeon
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“What is your nationality?”
“I'm a drunkard.”
“That makes Rick a citizen of the world.”
When a group of people start down the road of committing a genocide against another group it’s like they’ve been sucked into a vortex and they just can’t get out on their own
They need another group of people to rescue them from their worst selves and stop them from committing the genocide
When a group of people dehumanise another group of people in order to feel better about themselves, eventually they become able to harm members of their own group
Especially if they view that by doing that harm it will help them to achieve the aim of harming the group they’re dehumanising
Dam right I'm a coffee drunkard!!!!! Thank you thank you thank you maiko!!!
Much more popular than the movie it was based on: An Enlisted man and a drunkard.
“A drunkard or a gambler may be weaned from his ways, but not a politician.”
“Phineas Redux” by Anthony Trollope
True story :
One of our sword club chaps is an artist. He was sitting with his sketchbook and pen one time and was accosted by a drunkard wanting a fight. He got to his feet, brandished his pen saying "aha, it is to be a duel with sharps then sir!"
Drunkard basically ran away from the weirdo...