Blast Hardcheese
Punch Rockgroin
Big McLargeHuge
Ladd McConkey
Kevin M. Kruse — Blast Hardcheese Punch Rockgro...
Bob Johnson
Oh wait …
Don't forget Boaty McBoatface.
Big McLarge-Huge
this is Gristle McThornbody erasure
Heywood Jablomey
Amanda Hugginkiss
Ivanna Tinkle
Ben Dover
I.P. Freely
Hugh Jazz
Seymour Butz
I wish I could calculate just how much of my neural capacity is taken up by MST3K references.
I definitely think of at least one reference a day
There is only one proper way to finish the sentence “for every action,”
There is a Jackson!
Gymkata!!
I think my favorite joke was in a more recent one:
“Be vewwy vewwy quiet, we don’t have a permit to film here. Huh huh huh huh huh huh.”
This is me, but it’s Eddie Izzard standup bits.
Well, I do hear “penne arrabbiata” in his voice
This one is wet this one is wet this one is wet
Why, with the power of the Death Star, can we not have a tray that is fucking dry?
Don’t do this, don’t do that, always treat your neighbor like someone who lives next to you…
One thing that I love about academics* is that so many of us are 12 at heart. I have a friend who is a philosophy prof and we try to make the most amazingly dirty Alphabear madlibs to send to each other.
*Law librarian here
*her, as of a few years ago, just fyi
Do you have a flag?
The Ottoman Empire, made of furniture, apparently…
I saw Dress to Kill long before I ever heard of Benedict Cumberbatch and to this day every time I hear his name it sets me off on the Englebert Humperdinck bit in my head.
“Benedict Cumberbatch…Dengleybert Wembleyback, Zanglebert Dangledeck…”
“Jerry Dorsey.”
SLUT BUNWALLA
I haven't seen a ton of her stuff, but I have a spot in my brain permanently reserved for her bit about how Americans pronounce "herb" vs Brits.
Cake or death?
La souris est sous la table, le chat est sur la chaise, et le singe est sur la branche.
Le singe...est disparu.
It's a maneuver (drawn out).
SLEEEEEEEP!
Mine falls somewhere between "too much" and "not anywhere near enough."
Shout out to Dave Barry's Saturday morning cartoon character Brock Gonad
Rufus T. Barleysheath
Bobson Tugnutt
SLAB BULKHEAD
The Rifftrax version has a bunch of new ones...
I loved the name Titus came up with on Kimmy Schmidt:
Cork Rockingham.
I worked at a company with a guy who (changing it out of respect for his privacy) had a name along the lines of "Leonardo Lamborghini" and it always made me laugh when I'd see it. Very nice guy with an incredibly fake-sounding name.
I think these were undercover names used on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
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Dave Ryder
Dave Ryder is a spaceship pilot in the movie Space Mutiny, riffed in Experiment #820. He is played by Reb Brown. Mike and the Bots ridicule the character largely for his weightlifter build and shrill ...
mst3k.fandom.comAn MST3K drop. Nice.
My favorite part of Space Mutiny is how they just cut and pasted Battlestar Galactica footage for space scenes. And the Ryder names, his love interest being old enough to be his mother, the railing deaths, the character killed in one scene working at her desk in the next scene...
Brick Hardcheese!
Slab Bulkhead
Zinglebert Bambledack!
"We'll be reaching speeds of 3!"
Biff Malibu
I'm hugely amused that the Ravens took Nate Wiggins. Now I can tell people my team has the Wiggins. 🤩
For a football player you cannot beat Bronko Nagurski
Roll Fizzlebeef!
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!
"Alright everybody, look alive... oh, sorry, Susan..."
"It was nice of you to give that dead woman another chance"
MahHonkey
Crunch Bonemeal
Slab Bulkhead
Bobson Dugnutt
Buff Drinklots!
Splint Chesthair!
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Or Heywood Jablomey, Ben Dover, I.P. Freely, Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivanna Tinkle, Seymour Butz,…
Fr. Blast Hardcheese!
Fr. Big McLargehuge!
Fr. Stump Beefknob!
Fr. Gristle McThornbody!
punch rockgroin
blast mchardcheese
rip steakface
slate slabrock
fridge largemeat
bolt vanderhuge
big mclargehuge
blast thickneck
bob johnson
Best nicknames for Dave Ryder (of "Space Mutiny" fame), ranked:
10) Trunk Slamchest
9) Crud Bonemeal
8) Slate Fistcrunch
7) Hack Blowfist
6) Bell Beefer
5) Brick HardMeat
4) Punch Rockgroin
3) Gristle McThornbody
2) Punt Speedchunk
1) Big McLargeHuge
Bell Beefer (circa 1976-circa 1995): Taco Bell's version of a sloppy joe, this was taco beef and toppings on a bun. It was available in various markets in the US, but popularity began fading in the late 80's. Briefly returned in 2012, JUST in San Francisco. Also, hilarious name.
It looks like a dummy prop vehicle from a cheap 80s sci-fi movie.
Musk thought it was a car for "Bladerunner". In fact, it's more like the thing used by Blast Hardcheese. Uh, Gristle McThornbody. Uh, Big McLargehuge.
So you could say her BF is:
“Bold BigFlank”!
“Crud Bonemeal”!
“Dirk HardPec”!
“Fridge LargeMeat”!
“Punch RockGroin”!
“Slab Bulkhead”!
“Trunk SlamChest”!
“Bob Johnson”!
oh wait…
I wish I could give all of you a big hug at least 3× a day 🫂
yeah, this is definitely one of the best i've taken. wish this was just How I Looked ><
I think about this but I also think about how much I wish I could give my 14/15 year old self a big big hug
I think part of the problem (in my head) is that I don't think the character is being disapproving or approving. They are just sort of acknowledging the previous comment. I'm making too big of a think out of this, but hey, this is how I get my kicks :)
Oh they definitely are lmao. I don't think the big guy is used to this kind of treatment.
Having an extra big "how can people genuinely think any of this is okay" day. I just... I don't know how to even process some of this.
i wish i could think of something. everythings just a big mess
i have to get art of ozzy as a MST3k space mutiny reference
Boof McLargeHuge himself
i want the bears to draft ladd mcconkey just to hear bears fans pronounce “ladd mcconkey”
"Mike Johnson? Who are the Republicans gonna nominate next? Heywood Jablowme and I.P. Freely?"