Kids, before you drive, remember Dr. Blowbagsy
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It's the Pre-driving checklist you do *before* driving
and before activating Windows
I've been in traffic school all day. I have to do this to get my PH license
unfuckingbelievable
Do you think Dr blowbagsy is a pediatrician or an orthodontist?
I would have guessed an oral hygienist.
Look, in their defense, I'm not going to fix it
Look, in their defense, I'm not going to forget it
Please, Dr. Blowbagsy yourself
…I’m supposed to check those things before driving? I’m supposed to check my oil? Fuck you. Fucking fuck you. I run to my car in the morning because I have 7 minutes to make a 12 minute drive. How dare you. The goddamned audacity. You cannot be a real doctor.
I don't even know what air accessories are!!
ya gotta blowbagsyaself before you bodybagsyaself
What if I forgot myself before I checked myself?
Air/Accessories
Last time I Dr Blowbagsy Myself I got a 400 dollar ticket from the LAPD
Blowbagsy was this guy in a frat at my college. No one knew how he got the nickname.
I’m gonna Blowbag Yourself
when I was in training, we were still Donkey Kong Super Mario Brothers (doors keys seat mirrors belt); this world has gotten out of hand
“Please, Dr Blowbagsy was my father, call me Kyle”
Doctor Blowbagsy is loose in the cat room
That's a long way for them to go for a "check yourself before you wreck yourself" joke.
Glad that they included the Y to remind you to check yourself before you wreck yourself
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I'm in Chapter 5, and it is right before going to Dr. Gherkin for the first time
Do you also have to deal with the rush to get things in before Christmas even though no one is even going to look at it until January 2nd?
That shit is driving me bonkers!
I'm willing to support you in this if you support my "five years in a penal colony for not clearing the roof of your car of snow before going out driving" proposal, what do you say
Look, I'm muting you, because I've tried to talk to you before about this stuff, and all you do is defend the empire. It's literally all I've seen from you. Qualified defense of empire. We're never going to see eye to eye on this stuff.
Mom's laser focused on the light. "What does it mean?" "It means the light came on. That's all the information I have." "What are you going to do about it?" "Right now? Let it shine. I'm driving. I can't fix it while I'm driving." "How are you going to fix it?" "This is going to be a long day."
i'm going to fix my fucking life starting right fucking now
i'm pathetic
i can't do shit
i'm going to fix my physical and mental health before i go back to school
and i'm not going to let my parents guilt me into it before i'm ready this time
i'm tired of trying to be the perfect son for them
I'm not going to argue this point. I've done this a thousand times before.
I'm going to tell you again
Unfollow me!
You said you would, now do it!
I have offically seen a Cybertruck driving in person before I’ve seen a Nissan Z driving. I’m about to end it all
#weirdcartwitter
I had a bit of an emotional wobble in the car before driving home but I'm going to do this. It's too much fun but too
(I'm going to argue in my defense that it doesn't sounds like _either_ of their speaking voices, and I don't think I've heard Ryan singing before)
It's driving me to the edge. So is my micro #transition. I'm not trans but I'm #nonbinary. If fascist fucktards outlaw T in my state before I can get it, I'm just gonna do self delete. #genderdysphoria
PCP: “I’m going to recommend you to a specialist. Their name is Dr. Drew.”
Me: “Fuck you. I’m not paying for this.”
PCP: “Excuse me? Dr. Drew is the best in their field.”
Me: “You heard me.”
I'm supposed to brainstorm and make a few lists of things without overthinking it or trying to fix anything in the process. So basically I'm not going to do it.
Starting in 2024 I'm going to switch up my writing time. I'm going to start writing in the morning, before work, before I do other things.
It's the most important thing to me and I want to treat it as such. Also I do my best work in the morning
I’m supposed to drive a fair distance this morning and something in me is saying “do not” about driving in this storm.
I grew up in NorCal and I’m used to driving in rain. But I recognize LA roads aren’t designed for it and flooding is a real concern.
There is something I need to get before I go to sleep, but my brain is not functioning. Eep! I can't remember what I am supposed to do or if I'm supposed to do something. Aaaah!
if there's a scale in your bathroom I'm going to assume you weigh yourself before and after you poop just to check
careful. best know i’m game for it before you say i’m not permitted to do something. you’re going to make my adrenaline spike
Dr Pepper is going to get their doctorate before this asshole does
I don't think I can handle driving to school and back in the snow again tomorrow. If they don't call a snow day, I'm going to have to call in. I'm preparing sub plans in case. I might get docked since it's the day before a long weekend, but I don't care if it means I don't have to drive in the snow.