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you’ll have to pry this Cheetos bag from my cold, dead, bright orange hands

*mouth covered with orange dust* no one will guess it was me that ate the last of the Cheetos

eating cheetos until i barf bright orange

Lol Cheetos. "No I didn't use my money that was for something else to buy Cheetos" with orange dust on his fingers and face 🤣

these baked cheetos are nuclear waste level bright orange

Don't forget to enjoy with your favorite lays snack.

You too can snuggie in the cheetos dust.

Pro tip: eat cheetos with chop sticks so your fingers don't get Cheeto dust all over them

The only makeup/food crossover I will accept is Cheetos orange eyeshadow. It has to taste like Cheetos, too.

orange cat caught orange-pawed

Dr. Paula R. Curtis @paularcurtis.bsky.social

Orange paw prints on my couch and GUILTY BEANS! 😤

04 March

avoiding cheeto dust on my hands by eating cheetos with chopsticks

Cheetos just suggested that Cheeto dust could be used in tamales and I would like to offer the counter suggestion that Cheetos fucks off.

My wife's million dollar idea is that all bags of cheetos should come with a disposable roach clip you cm use to keep your fingers from getting orange (as well as prevent burns while you have the munchies, obvi).

Have you thought about renting out the orange one to Cheetos brand? I've never seen a ginger cat *quite* so orange.

you've entered the Cheetos trance and you've eaten the approx weight of Alpha Centauri in orange dust

If all that remained to eat was a bag of Fritos and a bag of Cheetos, I’d let you have the Cheetos and suck the dust from your fingers before the solar flare destroys us and everything else

I’m a Cheetos snacker.
I love Cheetos.
I want to be a Cheeto.

It's breakfast. You need to have your hot cheetos in milk as cereal.

Hot cheeto yogurt is also acceptable

Kaylee licks Cheetos to maintain her orange 🍊

Them: I like your hair! How did you get those flecks of orange into the pink?

Me: oh that's just Cheeto dust.

If you wear orange clothes to the funeral you can easily sneak in some Cheetos to cheer you up during the sad parts

her: what are you eating? we are supposed to be doing keto!

me (face covered in orange dust): what? i thought you said cheeto! i'm in cheetosis now.

I like the idea of:

Clarence Thomas
Mitch McConnell
Orange nightmare
Samuel Alto

Oooh you went for the big bag! Have you tried the orange ones yet?

You left cheetos dust fingerprints on your console, so yes.