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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who bought a worthless rust bucket

journeyman folklorist
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The local newspaper in Nantucket is having some fun dumping on the Cybertruck which got stuck on the beach and also parked in a crosswalk

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Nantucket Current is the island's leading online news source. We deliver the news, stories, and people of Nantucket, unbiased and unfiltered.

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David Buchanan
David Buchanan @retr0.id

there once was a man from nantucket
who bought the new tesla rust bucket
he parked like a douche
and then ran out of juice
quoth the man "y'all haters can suck it!"

journeyman folklorist
journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social

The local newspaper in Nantucket is having some fun dumping on the Cybertruck which got stuck on the beach and also parked in a crosswalk

Cyber Stuck: First Tesla Cybertruck On Nantucket Has A Rough Day

Nantucket Current is the island's leading online news source. We deliver the news, stories, and people of Nantucket, unbiased and unfiltered.

nantucketcurrent.com
Erin Anderson
Erin Anderson @cgsakurapink.bsky.social

“There once was a man from Nantucket, this kid is encased in a bucket.”

Alan Richardson
Alan Richardson @alanrichardson.bsky.social

There once was a guy from Nantucket
Who just owned a shovel and bucket….

Jeffery Seow
Jeffery Seow @jefferyseow.bsky.social

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket

stuckatthisbit
stuckatthisbit @stuckatthisbit.bsky.social

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who oh shit

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VincentPriceline.com @dentaldamage.bsky.social

There once was a man from Nantucket who shit himself

Twin Dad
Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social

There once was a man from Nantucket
who hated limericks

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader @hoonofthe.day

There once was a man from Nantucket... jalopnik.com/nantucket-is...

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Felonious Monk 📚
Felonious Monk 📚 @feloniousmonk.bsky.social

There once was a man
from Nantucket
who didn't like
limericks

Stranger Danger
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There once was a man from Nantucket…

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There once was a man from Nantucket…

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there once was a man from nantucket....

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There once was a man from Nantucket...

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there once was a man from Nantucket...

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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There once was a man from Nantucket

Talia Lavin
Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social

single line from a poem that sticks in your head?

from anne carson i have
"Pity us, pity the ocean, here we go."

Coach Jerry (referee 🟥)
Coach Jerry (referee 🟥) @gopher33j.bsky.social

There once was a man from Nantucket

Ryan Boyd
Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social

There once was a man from Nantucket . . .

Pasha Paterson
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There once was a man
from Nantucket who confused
lim'ricks and haiku.

Rufus T. Firefly
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There once was a man from Nantucket… 😉

Bsky Kreuger
Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for a bucket
Nan took it

cheyinka
cheyinka @cheyinka.bsky.social

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nan took it.

Agent of Chaos
Agent of Chaos @bradlocke.bsky.social

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who said, “Fuck it, limericks are hard.”