Kairi, Estrogen Empress 🏳️‍⚧️ — Hahaha what, that's disgusting...

(raises hand). That’s me, I’m on the same side as him.

Raises hand to say I'm in that club, sans the adoption part (I'm okay by now, the hard loss was my brother 20 years ago). Looking forward to the episode ...

It's like a baby bird in a nest box that's being watched on a webcam

This is why you are in a box on the sidewalk

[girl in the back of the classroom slowly raises her hand]

Hahaha, fair. Show me a mystery box and I’ll still want to get my hand right in there

I just found this rabbit creamer in a Take Me box on the sidewalk!

What the hell is going on??

*raises hand* Are we allowed to use the baby to bludgeon Gaetz, and does it count as the baby doing the assaulting at that point?

What does a box of studio audio cables qualify as?

Me? *slowly raises hand*

Tripods? In the gym? That’s a new one on me. What are they for?

On the one hand I am very happy one person I’ve known for 20 year didn’t get the job, because as nice as they are they would’ve suuuuucked as a chairperson.

On the other hand this is like fate is making fun of me by putting an Englishman named Michael Scott in a position of authority over me.

*slowly raises my hand*

Yeah I feel like I'm in that in between age where early mid 30's folks see me as a baby and early-mid 20's still assume anyone older than they are must be making $100,000 and then are disappointed they hooked up with a mediocre musician with a journalism degree

“I don’t know what the solution is,” Guilmette said.

*Sighs, slowly raises hand in the back of class*

Baby is wailing pitifully for Mama after being put in baby jail. The crime? Cat box trespassing.

God give me the strength to resist this adorable little garbage monster.

Emory professor Caroline Fohlin face slammed on the sidewalk and pinned by two piggos for slowly walking by them at the protest in Georgia.

Fight fascism. Free Palestine.

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"Using 4chan in the 2000's" could've been as little as lurking too. *raises hand*

They’re gonna put me in jail for being a transgender pervert and my mom is still gonna be like “the cops are just keeping us safe 😍”

does using a service for a free, ad-free app for my thesis qualify as commercial use. i mean that's basically research purposes

Apparently Alamo Drafthouse does baby screenings now on, like, Tues afternoons for parents where they turn down the sound a little and you can go on a little date without being an asshole with a baby in the theater!

Sidenote: in the original game that Monopoly's design was stolen from (The Landlord's Game by Elizabeth Magie) Free Parking is a public park open for all to enjoy, and Go To Jail is a private park where trespassers are sent to jail. That's what that's about.

Leaving the baby out on the sidewalk while you shop, as one does.

i had consequeses for long time ago and i'm going to jail for long time in the future as well 
i saw trigger warning on twitter i'm being blocked as heck 
what am i going to do?
they hurts my feelings and then thats disgusting and legal 
just like they says to me.