Kairi, Estrogen Empress 🏳️‍⚧️

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Hiiii June

Me fr fr (down bad)

[The ATFsonas in the room perk up]

Hey, uh, clout representative here

Listen, I just love to see you cooking and I knew it would be really, really funny

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Before you ask: yes, I specifically gave Jazz the green light to make me Short Round

I have in fact never been more normal in my entire life

This would probably fix me

Suppose we all just bit each other instead, save everyone the time

Well I'm just gonna pretend I didn't keysmash there or anything and simply say "nice" (oh my god I'm normal)

She just like me fr

Oh, well ain't you just the sweetest 🥰

Hey hi creature hello hiiiii

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Real ones never doubted it

I mean, I used to work around teachers, so...yes, but I wouldn't exactly describe them as fun at parties, exactly

Don't. The best way you can repay any debt you feel you owe me is by surviving and thriving, it's the gift this site has given me, and my only desire now is to get into a good gig so I can start paying forward the second chance that I was given. That's all I'd ever ask 🖤

Calvins, ✨️my beloved✨️

Yeah that was me, more or less, still putting the work in to try to make this a welcoming corner of the net, best as I can. Won't say it's easy or that it'll even work long term, but trying is better than just going "fuck it, back to the Wild West of the old internet"

Grifting is when people willingly pay you when you say "it would be cool if you did but you don't have to" and, importantly, when you never even set a fundraising goal and people do it anyways because they seem to like you for some reason which I will now consider nefarious because Reasons

Yeah, I don't get the play it's going for, which is the part that weirds me out more imo

Yeah that account kinda skeezes me out bc having the handle be...that and then massblocking most of the trans people here seems kiiiiiiiinda sus

It would at least lend credence to my personal theory that Bolsonaro is an acolyte of Nurgle but like, real instead of in 40K

Immaculate drip

Gotta be one of the true spooks he's surrounded himself with, like my money would genuinely be on Pence after the whole "ooops haha I almost let a mob kill you when they stormed the Capitol" thing, that would, you know, probably be something to hold a grudge over

"Ooops, sir, I can't believe I've done this but I've somehow mixed up your heart medication with super concentrated Panera Charged Lemonade, terribly sorry to see you go, sir"

You can only witness so many "Ah, well, nevertheless" 's before you start thinking "You know, maybe that Brutus guy had a point"

Average Dem c. 2017 (outing myself with where I was at with this one at the time - RIP college liberal Kairi, you didn't know better): "Surely this Mueller guy will get him! Surely the Rule of Law will prevail!"

Average Dem c. 2024: "Someone test this guy's theory about shooting a man on 5th Ave"

Pundits: "But what about the precedent set by such a ruling, what about the ramifications for the office, or the Constitution, the separation of pow-"

The average median voter:

northernlion okay okay let's kill this guy

youtube.com

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northernlion okay okay let's kill this guy

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Send a mass email wth the same text on 9/11 obviously, if they thought the Hiroshima one was fine, that's basically fair game, right

Well you know what you have to do now, right

I'm basically nocturnal

Happens to the best of us, truly

HEY

*sniffs the wind*

Smells like infighting

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[insert vague comment about how I always knew Poster X was bad news despite never having vocalized this beforehand]

Gonna be streaming some Battlefield 4, come join in and chat for a bit!
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Your favorite transfem imperatrix. Bluesky's resident lovergirl. Streaming a variety of games from FPS, MMORPGs, extraction shooters, strategy games, and variety content

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I swear to god PLEASE let this interview work out, I have been looking for MONTHS and also I really need something to celebrate this weekend while I'm out visiting my Portland homies

Hahaha what, that's disgusting, where

Hesse 🏳️‍⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒] @thatdoll.online

there's people on here *hushed tones* in their 20s

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Real and true?

Ok but maybe you two should fight anyways, you know, for sport