27/F/PNW 🔞 She/Her/Hers. "Storied trans shitposter" according to WIRED.
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PFP credit: @tulipsie.art
Watch as I fumble the bag of being an early adopter and still end up a lowbie on this app too
Smh the Woke Media is silencing a REAL WOMAN
RETRUUUUUTH
Of course this is the post that makes it to What's Hot
Collecting so many E-girl mutuals on this app call me Ass Ketchum
Robert there are so many products and services yet untapped here
I'm a big girl poster, big enough to outpost YOU! And I did it without any of your precious "checkmarks!" I'll give them the best skeets anyone's ever seen! And when I've had my fun, I'll sell out my platform so that EVERYONE can be a Big Account!
And when everyone's a big account
No one will be 😈
Anyways everyone find out where you're sleeping, I'm tucking everyone in
I'm laying down on the Cum Table in the Family Guy death pose
Despite your failings on this matter (unforgivable, cancelled, reprimanded by the Council of Clocky Babes) we still love you
Is this a safe space for women built like Wario? (Shortstack, Italian/Japanese, vaguely offputting, FAT cock, stinks good, always hovering around a skinny side hoe)
Getting a business loan to start my sex work hustle and immediately going bankrupt because I kept paying people to let me give them head and not the other way around
If you pull a boy's hair and push two fingers down his throat you can open the command prompt
In my experience slonking him off epic style while fingering his prostate always works
I dunno how to break it to you but we have absolutely no payroll for some reason
If you put a collar on him you get admin credentials
And if you're really nice he might even let you inject some lines of code into his backdoor
No it's stairs that only I can use
(I'm trans I can say it)
I NEED Cloudy, what is an Estrogen Empress without her Estrogen Angel 😭
Starting voice training: Oh boy, I was in Theater and did some voice work for a bit, how hard could this be? I'll voice pass in no time!
*listens to ONE recording*
Dysphoria: you sound like this
CoD Loading Screen:
Switching to your strap is always faster than reloading!
Whenever I get really sad I just remember that 5'4" Latinas exist and my will to live instantly returns
Still insanely valid tbh the world needs more heroes
Call me transgender Harry Truman the way I dropped two huge bombs (being trans and a lesbian) on my innocent Japanese family, leaving nothing left standing (they're not in my life anymore)