Ah yes.
Because what's more traditionally heterosexual and masculine for a man than wrapping a pole between his legs and sliding down on it?
😿 Exhausted Pink Cat 😿 — Ah yes. Because what's more...
LGTBQ+: What's there to hate about rainbows?
Conservatives: Well, you know. You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you'll be all like, "Hey. Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows."
Those pesky freaky rainbows, cant stand em smh...
I read this in Cartman's voice, and I can't help but laugh.
I love how he makes an absolute fool of himself just to prove how 'straight' he is.
Hey, remember that part in Genesis where God says he created rainbows to remind him of the covenant he made with us and the earth that he would never again destroy the earth with a flood?
This "alpha male conservative-christian" doesn't.
They're regular stairs. Just painted in a particular theme. What's the harm there?
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So what's your plan for stopping him? Unicorns and rainbows? Or are you more the firebomb-a-Walmart type?
It ain't all sunshine and rainbows, but there are sunshine and rainbows.
If you're generating it you need to share the secrets of your ways with all the shortie rainbows out there.
Shortie rainbows don't deserve to be perpetually cold.
Me: finds my book of rainbows and forgotten colours.
{ there is no conspiracy paint, you have simply worked your magic so well that it feels like there must be }
Why are there so many?
Songs about rainbows?
And what's on the other side?
And there it is, the pot of gold !
It's a magnificent piece of paradise you've got there
Now I know what's at the end of those Rainbows 🌈
Your backyard 😍 🤣☕️😎✌️
Fantastic
well what if Biden shot rainbows out of his ass and Trump shot nukes out of his who would you vote for THEN??
I just love your bright colourful fits! And for real! More colours! Rainbows all the way ;3
I love you Kermit, but I only know of two songs about rainbows and one is the one where you ask why there are so many songs about rainbows.
Are there really “so many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side”?
I can only think of that one that says there are so many… so either:
A. There used to be and because of that song we decided to get rid of them
Or.
B. The song wants us to think there are many songs about rainbows.
You'll just be sitting on the bus minding your own business, and some guy will lean over and say, apropos of nothing, "they have to stop letting in all those immigrants" like you're manning the drive thru in one of those Wendy's memes.
Before you know it you'll be sitting in the tub with him on your lap and you'll be scrubbing his back.
It'll get better, hun. 💜 There'll be a moment when you'll be reminded of your dad, and you'll find a smile on your face rather than tears in your eyes. Maybe make a day for bringing out photos of your dad and share the stories with your family. His love is still there, just in a different form. 🌻
Low key I love how in Dragon's Dogma you'll be kicking a monster's ass and then all of a sudden a pack of wolves will grab you and yeet your ass all the way across the continent because you ran out of spell stamina.
"You see, you feed in rainbows on one end, dial the number, wait for the tone, and then you'll hear the unicorns galluping to your location..."
I heard you like rainbows, so I put some rainbows on your rainbows 😆. All the rainbow gemmies (and their matching eggs of course) have been restocked today! 🌈🧶 #bsnm
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I heard you like rainbows, so I put some rainbows on your rainbows 😆. All the rainbow gemmies (and their matching eggs of course) have been restocked today! 🌈🧶 #bsnm
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Must suck balls to just be minding your own business, shopping for groceries, and then a sentinel robot is just blasting your ass cause it did a DNA scan on you.
*turns you around and pushes you down on the bed. I grab your hips and pull you up a little. I grope your ass a bit before shovin’ my snout between those cheeks and start makin’ out with your tailhole*