also im really trying to mostly be like a 90% orioles shitposter over here
but RFK literally having brainworms is one of the funniest things to happen in so so long
literal brainworms
just when you think you are unstunnable
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In the past when I've said RFK Jr. had brainworms, I did not expect it to be so literal.
ok so literal brainworms explains rfk jr but the procurement department of my university remains a mystery
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wait brainworms are a real thing that can happen to you? i thought it was just like a turn of phrase. is this something i need to be afraid of im so stressed now
Also, touch ironic to mention brainworms when talking about RE4, a game with literal brainworms
So brainworms are a real thing.
I would like to pin RFK on my brainworms list if he ever joins.
Definitive brainworm.
It's not every day that you hear someone confirm that they have literal, actual brainworms, but boy howdy RFK Jr. being That Guy With Literal Actual Brainworms is just a bit too on the nose.
A- this is a real story. I opened it in the app just to be sure. I still can't believe it
B-hard to bury this lede but IT'S STILL IN THERE
C-brain worms are real
D-spare a tear for Ben Collins, new honcho of The Onion
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...
The RFK Jr. literal brainworms news is almost enough to convert an atheist
Having a lot of bad days but feeling good?
Is this Brainworms? I think I like brainworms
We are living in the timeline where a presidential candidate with metaphorical brainworms admitted he had literal brainworms so really no surprises anymore
Scientific consensus: brainworms don't literally eat your brain.
RFK Jr.: don't tell me what to think, brainworms literally ate my brain.
Y'all are so weird about your commitment to using that vaccine denialist's initials. It's a branding decision he's milking to make you think of daddy.
But he is grown. Bobby Brainworms can stand on his own.
If Bobby Brainworms wants to be known as the second coming of RFK he should act like it.
So to recap the Columbia car attacker was a real-life cousin of Meir Kahane and RFK Jr has literal brainworms
Just want to make sure everyone else is having the same hallucinations I am
RFK JR HAD LITERAL BRAINWORMS LOL
A- this is a real story. I opened it in the app just to be sure. I still can't believe it
B-hard to bury this lede but IT'S STILL IN THERE
C-brain worms are real
D-spare a tear for Ben Collins, new honcho of The Onion
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...
RFK Jr. and literal brainworms huh
Breaking: RFK is technically alive but is being controlled by literal brainworms. A spokesperson for the worms declined to comment.
A- this is a real story. I opened it in the app just to be sure. I still can't believe it
B-hard to bury this lede but IT'S STILL IN THERE
C-brain worms are real
D-spare a tear for Ben Collins, new honcho of The Onion
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...
So to recap the Zionist car attacker was an actual cousin of Meir Kahane and RFK Jr has literal brainworms
just need even more brainworms here i think. fun brainworms like what happens to gay people when they enjoy things (fully calling myself out here too 😭😭)
RFK Junior isn’t the only one with brainworms by a long shot
Exactly! I’m starting to think RFK Jr. isnt the only one with brainworms
It's nice to have slight brainworms for something not OC related but these are the most like…
Inconvenient-outside-of-just-enjoying-myself brainworms I could be having LOL
All the peeps on Bluesky joking about RFK Jr's literal brainworms and I'm over here trying to guess which one he got. My bet is Echinococcus alveolar disease or Taenia solium cysticercosis. I guess Schistosomiasis too, but who's to say. There are a lot of brain parasites out there.
