Intestinal Fortitude — @fcinthesky.bsky.social You're...

On my way to getting stoned, that is. Not on my way to your place. Sorry if you're now disappointed.

You're not getting paid to listen to my problems, and this is all public, so I'm going to have to just stop here I think. I'm sorry.

I try to limit my replies to people, even on my own threads, to two in a row. But if it's my thread and you're a visitor there, I'm much more inclined to string a lot more replies.

Especially if you're getting on my nerves.

Apparently I have 20k photos on my phone so I’m not confident I can find one quickly!

if you're going to recycle your replies, choose ones where you're not getting dunked on lmao

I’m not active enough to catch all my mutuals skeets so if you’re a mut and I haven’t been all up in your replies lately, I miss you

I'm getting a ton and, apparently, my son put down my phone number, which is also our "home number" on his voter registration so some are for him...along with all the texts.

You’re getting so close to my tenure. I’m on tenterhooks.

You think Trump is going to win, after losing last time and everything after that?

But you're all in on it, apparently. So much so, that you're going to help.

You're getting up and going to work

I'm farting the fuck around on my unemployed ass catching pokemon and not contributing to anything

We're different(???)

You're not the only one. OP is apparently on my blocked list.

I’m not equivocating and if that’s what you think you’re not getting my replies

Am I on my phone pretty much the whole time at the gym when I’m not lifting? Yes

Will I respond to any texts or messages? Absolutely not

i'm uploading all my shit to giphy. i'm going all in. you're going to see so much movements you're not going to believe it

like apparently my whole family is going back to taiwan this year at different times but we never tell each other and all just apparently show up and are all Oh hey you're here to each other. (i'm not there my parents are)

apparently my banmehardergreenhair one is still getting replies 3 years after being banned

I hate phones so much I hooked my phone up to my home computer so I can respond to texts and answer phone calls on my home desktop instead of on my phone.

You're on your way to getting in shape.

You're welcome!~

Or I'm sorry. Depending my on your tastes!

Either way you're getting ground beneath my cataclysmically huge paw

Apparently you can’t have snap on two devices, no wonder I wasn’t getting any notifications on my phone 🙃

Ok so I apparently can't add CWs to replies here so my whole thread is going to have to be moved. Mother fucker. great technology we have

Slowly making my way to bsky cuz apparently twitter is getting removed in my country LOL

She is getting them, and apparently gets to sleep on my bed.

Lol, I have many.
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Apparently, this is the only one on my phone...