Ana Jones
@anajones.bsky.social
Mom, History enthusiast, Just trying her best and often failing spectacularly
We pet parents are terrifying because we’re always “LOOK AT THESE PICS OF MY FURBABY BEING ADORABLE!!!!”
I saw my second Cyber Truck in the wild and the front looks even worse than the side 🤢
I am telling all my friends to watch it. I need a season 2!
I am, arguably, the biggest fraidy cat in the world and so was hesitant about Dead Boy Detectives. I watched the first episode last night and loved it. I only had to 🫣 once!
On to Episode Two tonight…
In Love Dead Boy Detectives GIF
Alt: Animated/Anime hearts and butterflies emanating from a character on the show as she stands in the doorway smiling
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Co-worker to other co-worker: “Want to try some sparkling guava juice?”
Her: “No thanks. I don’t like sparkling drinks.”
Me: “WHAT?! You’re the sparkliest person here! You’re the rare pokemon everyone wants to catch!”
Co-worker: “Shiny Mew.”
Me: “EXACTLY!”
Her: 😁
Getting a bbq sandwich during my lunch break is almost a guarantee it will end up on my shirt and/or lap
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What would life be like without these brilliant women?👩🔬👩🏫👩🏭
Wow! What would our life be like without all of these brilliant women? I loved this video because I learned about amazing women I didn’t know about and every...
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*Dad pulls out the leafblower*
Me: *Suffers from seasonal allergies; Runs around closing all the doors and windows*
Me: *45 minutes later, silence outside; opens windows*
*Dad immediately starts up leaf blower*
Me: 🤬
This exactly. She had posted some stuff supporting Palestine and was Muslim and that was all.
Even people trying to describe how bad things are keep making the USC thing sound less bad than it was. The valedictorian hadn't written a speech at all! She had not announced any plans to say anything about Palestinians! A mob of bigots decided her religion made her offensive and USC caved to it.
I’ve git a great joke about Helen if Troy’s dad but it’s for the birds
I’ve got an amazing joke about Odysseus but it’s a bit of a journey
I’m enjoying this since I don’t live near the coast and soon it will be 95 degrees every day
AHHHHH!!!! So cute!
Also my brother's dog Louie and Xiao Chi in their costumes.
Still getting over a cold and I need someone to bring me food cuz I don’t feel like cooking just now
Scottish people are the absolute best!
that is the correct answer
David Tennant slams anti-trans bigots: 'F**k off and let people be'
Doctor Who star David Tennant has denounced the 'weaponisation' of trans lives with a stirring riposte to anti-trans haters.
www.thepinknews.comThis is such a fun and weird film and it has become a family favorite. Had to read the book, of course
I’m not into hip-hop or rap and don’t know exactly what is going on between Drake and Kendrick. I am 100% ok with that
It’s so hard to get your voice back when you lose it and have a job that involves s lot of talking 😖
You guys would probably be great because you REALLY don’t want the job. Or maybe the power would go to your heads. Who knows?
Ok, this made me laugh!
tossed and turned all night once the thought of charles barkley saying this popped into my obnoxious brain
I haven’t listened to the entire recording but these college reporters are fantastic! I hope they are all ok
I am CERTAIN that you immediately found this already, but just for the record (and for anyone else reading this), here's a recording from the same source of the height of the action (my link was from the aftermath)
WKCR-FM Columbia University radio April 30, 9:14pm-10:41pm
Student journalists' coverage of NYPD police raid on encampment and Hamilton Hall occupation for Palestine, while the radio station website overloaded due to web traffic (over 13K visitors attempting to stream at the same time). *Recording p2 (10:50pm onward) = https://youtube.com/live/0UmwoUZrhMY https://WKCR.org 89.9 FM in New York. #FreePalestine #BDS #Gaza.
www.youtube.comWtf.
Hearing people shenanigans: buckle in, it's a long one.
A hearing woman, Jessica Wohlstetter, who is not a certified interpreter, developed a curriculum to teach ASL at the NYPD Academy. She claims that after 11 class sessions, you can take the RID certification exam. (Again, she has not passed it.)
So they found paperweights and it freaked them out like cats when they see a cucumber?
It’s a call in to work at 5 am and then immediately take some Nyquil kind of morning 🤒😴
*Pull up after work & see 2 coyotes on the corner*
Me:*texting my son*: My clicker is dead. Open thegarage. There are coyotes out here so don’t let kitties sneak out.
*Garage opens. I exit car and see stray cat strolling where coyotes had just been*
Me: “GO👏🏽TO👏🏽YOUR👏🏽YARD!👏🏽”
*Cat runs into yard*😂
Nailed it! 🤒🤢
I didn’t do much today but I have been exhausted literally all day! Oh crap am I getting sick?! 😳
Was trying to figure out why I didn’t like the Linkedin app and I realized that it reminds me if facebook 🫤
Not being able to sleep in for a few days has shown me that torture in the form of sleep deprivation would make me spill all my secrets in under 48 hours 😴
I know someone who would love this @a101a.bsky.social
recently learned about a local festival that seems tailor made to all of my interests www.ashlandvirginia.com/trainday
Ashland Train Day — Downtown Ashland, Virginia
Ashland Train Day's 19th free annual street festival and railfan
extravaganza celebrates Ashland’s love for trains on April 29.
Welp, @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com’s Dead Boy Detectives just made dandelions super terrifying so if there happens to be a small shrine nearby, RUN!
Beverly Hills. Yup.
WTAF
The Federalist Society position: it is necessary to let a President break the law to remain in office because if you prosecuted presidents for that it would make them more likely to break the law to remain in office.
You should also know that Kirby is a gifted comic. I saw her perform improv in Los Angeles with some of the cast of The Good Place for charity organized by Mark Evan Jackson and it was called, I’m not even joking, “The Total Forking Shirt Show”. Blurry pic as proof!
This was fun! Saw the amazing first episode and chatted with fans around the world. Hope you guys do this for Sandman season 2
I was lucky enough to get an invite for #DeadBoyDetectives and it is so fun! @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and the entire team should be proud! Can’t wait to see the rest if the series
#DeadBoyDetectives #Netflix
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You should have received your screening invite link by now. Enjoy!
I didn’t do much today but I have been exhausted literally all day! Oh crap am I getting sick?! 😳
you: please act normal you need these people to like you
people: hello Ana nice to meet you
me: prior to the jousting tournaments you think of today, people would gather and melee, steal each others horses, weapons and armor, and ransom them back to their owners. People were often hurt or killed
you: please act normal you need these people to like you
people: hello Paul nice to meet you
me: they planted seeds of Winton’s dad liking the Terriers’ mom four episodes before “The Sign” where he moves in with her and the sheepdogs buy his house so Bluey’s family doesn’t have to move after all
Wut.
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This is the most American headline I’ve read in a hot minute
Ugh.
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