chelsey b. coombs
@chelseybcoombs.bsky.social
i do voice acting and writing and i like the clones from star wars
she/they
he would be too powerful
samuel alito is just a little guy and it’s his birthday
my “martha ann is a cunt” flag has a lot of people asking a lot of questions already answered by my flag.
i would def have to get rid of stuff to make space for it, but i would do that in a heartbeat
i’m so mad bc my voice teacher wants to give me the piano i learned on for free and everyone else is telling me no
a wholesome game called petting zoo where you just pet the animals
wait what game simulates virtual satisfying workplace environment
i’m so scared this is real
everyone is the world is playing CYBERSTRUCK, the fun new mandatory game in which you are eliminated when you see your first cybertruck in the wild
rules are similar to whamageddon, but with no end date:
• the cybertruck must be real, in the wild
• as soon as you notice the cybertruck, you are out
piss tape is real
Via Kyle Griffin:
Trump is in breach of a British High Court order to pay £300,000 in legal costs to Christopher Steele, former MI6 agent who compiled the Steele document.
Steele tells Sky News that Trump has been in breach of the judge's order "for two months now." news.sky.com/story/donald...
Donald Trump in breach of £300,000 legal costs ruling after losing UK dossier case against former MI6 spy
A week after his conviction in the Stormy Daniels hush money case, Sky News can reveal the former US president has failed to comply with a UK High Court order in a separate legal matter.
news.sky.comfrom what i’ve heard, it wasn’t cops that caused hochul to “pause” congestion pricing, it was hakeem jeffries saying dems would lose house seats in long island if she didn’t
the world if i got all the historical american girl dolls as a child
here’s me:
Scientific results of the New Zealand Government Trawling Expedition, 1907.
Christchurch, Whitcombe and Tombs, 1911.
http://biodiversitylibrary.org/page/13862654
did you know that working three jobs is hard and gets confusing
new yorkers: calling hochul is okay, but she’s made her decision and is unlikely to change it.
it’s better to contact your state reps bc they have to figure out how to raise $1 billion to fill the hole in the budget that comes from this decision
find your reps here: www.mygovnyc.org
fuck you, kathy hochul
Prepping for a quick episode on the latest congestion pricing news and this bit from Governor Hochul's announcement is enraging. 99% of the people Hochul is talking about here — "teachers, first responders, small business workers, bodega owners — DO NOT DRIVE INTO MANHATTAN.
eat shit, shane smith
Founder Shane Smith returns to Vice as Vice News EIC, but with no management responsibilities, and will host a series of shows and create social media content (The Wall Street Journal)
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i’d like to thank apple for auto-sorting me into a “group” with actor temuera morrison because i have so many pics of him playing boba and jango fett on my phone, as well as a few at conventions together
oh my god someone is outside my apartment building dry heaving extremely loudly and it makes *me* have to throw up ahhhh
i appreciate the fact that she leaned into the fact that anakin was right because that really is the message of the prequels and high republic books BUT the first two episodes felt really slow. also, andor has made it so i know what star wars CAN be and this didn’t live up to expectations
please just let the x-men 97 creatives do their thing
or iman vellani!
this turned out so cute!
ugh have to do one final layer of resin tomorrow before i can unmold this giant tray
god i LOVE doing social media for a publication. it’s intellectually stimulating to spend my day coming up with strategies for every platform about stories that matter, like this one @theintercept.com published last night:
Columbia Law Review Refused to Take Down Article on Palestine, So Its Board of Directors Nuked the Whole Website
The students who run the Columbia Law Review sought out the Palestinian scholar Rabea Eghbariah, who was censored by Harvard Law Review last year.
interc.ptthat’s so creepy that it does that! and despite the risk to kids that meta KNOWS ABOUT, they don’t do anything about it
Ex-Facebook staffer warned People You May Know fueled child exploitation: report
An ex-Facebook staffer worried the feature could connect predators with children. Meta said his claims were wrong, and that it prioritizes safety.
www.businessinsider.comi had to make a new professional fb account and the newsfeed when you don’t follow anyone is just a lot of women in sexually suggestive poses and i can’t imagine that’s good for kids who just made their first account
also, there’s definitely cat hair embedded in it, but i can’t help that lol
ugh have to do one final layer of resin tomorrow before i can unmold this giant tray
wait are you not supposed to relate to the dark phoenix
if i pay $6000 for the star wars hotel, i’d better die
great news! galactic starcruiser’s rooms looked like narkina 5, so they’re already halfway there
Instead of Galactic Starcruiser, we need a Disney experience based on ANDOR
meta could go back to basics and completely redo their sites from the bloatware they are today and people would probably return. but they won’t bc the ad money’s just too good.
Newsletter: Tech's hyper-growth era is ending. Almost every major web platform has seen traffic declines since 2021, and the industry is getting desperate as it realizes there aren't any massive new markets left- and generative AI isn't the next big thing.
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big andrew giuliani energy
LMAOOO. GOP Rep. John Rose went up and talked about Donald Trump being treated unfairly while his kid sat behind him making the same faces we all make listening to this shit.
jews for jesús
this is the funniest thing happening on the internet today:
people claiming the newly elected president of Mexico isn’t really Jewish because she thanked Jesus
(she thanked Jesús, her husband)
totally bs that this is happening. we shouldn’t be funding kids being indoctrinated by religious schools that are PRIVATE for a reason
Billions in taxpayer dollars are being used to pay tuition at religious schools throughout the country, as state voucher programs expand dramatically and the line separating public education and religion fades.
Billions in taxpayer dollars now go to religious schools via vouchers
The rapid expansion of state voucher programs follows court decisions that have eroded the separation between church and state.
www.washingtonpost.comgood news! @theintercept.com will now be posting here on bluesky. give us a follow!
i really believe this generative ai garbage is doing damage to ai that actually does do things, so the tech industry is kind of shooting their future selves in the foot