27/F/PNW 🔞 She/Her/Hers. "Storied trans shitposter" according to WIRED.
Twitch, Blog, Ko-Fi, and More: https://linktr.ee/estrogenempress
Discord: estrogenenjoyer (mutuals only)
Signal: estrogenempress.17
PFP credit: @tulipsie.art
⚠ This user has attracted some mild controversy
knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-...
“I Saw Flying Lotus at a Grocery Store…” refers to a popular copypasta in which the poster tells a story of a famous person acting like a jerk in a grocery
knowyourmeme.comSheldon, Scholar of the First Bazinga
and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each one and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the dolls and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” -
When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen white transfems in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off.
I saw Kairi Estrogen Empress at a grocery store in Seattle yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I gotchu (From Jove)
Imagining the timeline where we had the prodigal son, Punished Paul Frazee, letting out one final dunk before Dorsey deleted his own account
Could you imagine how powerful Forum Era Paul must be
Could you imagine getting dunk posted by the official Bluesky app account
Lovense Battle Royale where 50 different vibes are linked to each other and the last one to cum wins
Probably just re-report and add that in the text portion, appeals are still a type of report so they all go in the same box
A dialogue scene that you can barely make out, followed by the loudest action scene you have ever heard
what is your biggest cinematic pet peeve?
one of mine is when characters brush teeth w/o toothpaste and suds
I’m a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing I have ever read gootbye
I'm at least 98% certain someone has typed my name out like that before you
What's funnier is the original post this is an edited copypasta of also used they/them but for a cis woman lmao
Wait, people think 'Kairi' is unironically a real person???? I muted them ages ago when I saw them establishing their brand habits to maximize their discoverability.
I have been read for absolute filth by the stars
aquarius sun is idealistic, unconventional, and seeking to rebel in service of its ideals.
taurus rising is outward stability and groundedness, hiding neuroticism and worries about change and not being grounded enough.
gemini moon is the immediate parry and riposte of your wit, hence the rizz
Hey, no worries, I totally get those concerns and rest assured we're on the same page, I'm not the type to subskeet a friend
Different person entirely, someone who had the transphobia label and tried to defend why she shouldn't have it by doing more transphobia
And now for my secret special move "being able to convincingly put on an accent without having one"