jane 'n tail
@lazylazyjane.bsky.social
Designer. Buffalonian. Figuring out the rest.
she/her
queer folks are the fucking best and anyone that hates them on principle at the very least are missing out on some of the sweetest and kindest of us and that makes me so sad and angry
i told them "omg your nails tho!" and they looked knowingly at them, then right at me, and said "omg stop" and i have never seen such grace from someone probably under 20 in my life
i don't go to wegmans a lot cuz it's pricey but i got some steaks and beer and a femme teen came up to check my id and told me they loved my nails (broken and chipped and painted eggplant) and they put in my birthdate and had the most stunning mauve acrylics i've ever seen and the kids are alright.
exit music (for a film) is becoming a youtube short meme thing and it's going to break me
i am sad but still love the knicks (what has become of my life)
the music man just played bobcaygeon and then asked if anyone knew what that song was. sir. you are in buffalo new york.
omg the one bartender keeps staring at the music guy and singing into his eyes
he also got the lyrics to wonderwall wrong and this is a personal affront to me
the bloody is good but the musician at this place is singing dock of the bay and dudes keep whistling at the wrong parts and i want to kms
i’m saying like, he’s a wooden boy. he should not also be a spit
this label is so fucking unhinged. what is pinocchio doing there. what did he lie about.
my fucking heart can’t take this
dying ,
if i saw paul f. tompkins on the street and didn't have a baby OR a dog i would still smile SO HARD and there's NOTHING he could do to stop me
If we are walking towards each other on the street and you have a baby or a dog and I smile delightedly at the baby or the dog and then look up at you, you had BETTER smile back NO EXCUSES
huh that's weird cuz before the video leaked you posted and lawyered all the way through it didn't you puff
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs admits he beat ex-girlfriend Cassie: ‘I take full responsibility’
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs admits he beat ex-girlfriend Cassie: ‘I take full responsibility’
Music mogul says in video statement that he is ‘truly sorry’ after CNN released clip of him attacking Cassie in hotel hallway in 2016
www.theguardian.comit really does
DID YOU KNOW that hikers wear a bandana around their neck for a very specific and important reason? it looks cute
it's chic and he's regrettably a great restaurateur so it's hard for me to know how the brains of people NOT terminally online live day to day. do they even know? i try not to judge people for their food choices but still make sure to share how bad he is in hope that it sways someone
ya if you're ever in buffalo i can direct you to like 50 other restaurants that are amazing and not owned by the worst douche bag to ever saunter the earth
ya he also kept trying to flout covid restrictions and did shit like this
Buffalo restaurant posts, deletes sexually explicit image depicting Gov. Cuomo and a cartoon tiger
A screenshot of the Instagram post appeared on Twitter from Buffalo News Food, condemning Roost on Niagara Street for the Instagram post.
www.wkbw.comthere's a restaurant here by one of the most insufferable pricks ever to own a restaurant (and that's saying a lot) that at one point wouldn't sub out ingredients even for allergies. i don't know if it's still this way because i would never ever eat there
he loves to be the "THE WICKED WRISTER FROM THE DAN MAN FROM THE BARN" and i can't take it
"inadvertently" is doing some work here
I definitely assumed the weapons the cops "took off the streets" were being destroyed, not returned to the streets for profit. I don't know WHY I assumed harm was actually being reduced, but I know better now!
no worries it was mostly rhetorical anyways. I am very prepared to be let down year after year. i am the steel forged from sports agony
THERE'S A FUCKING VACCINATION FOR CHICKEN POX. ARREST THESE FUCKING PARENTS.
As a parent I always thought my job was harm prevention, not to try and kill my fucking kids. BYOB raw milk to the pox party!
porchfest always sneaks up on me goddamn it! maybe we'll find our way over!
DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS
"In front of nearly 75 guests, two officials with Arizona’s attorney general’s office arrived at the shindig around 11 p.m. to hand Giuliani the papers ... Some partygoers started screaming and one woman even cried as Giuliani was served."
Rudy Giuliani served with Arizona ‘fake electors’ indictment...
Giuliani was the last of the 18 defendants in the case to be served, Arizona officials said.
nypost.comHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. AHAHHAHAHAHA
it's wild tho cuz i could be like "hey i can meet you out for dinner but here's this and this and this to do until i can see you" and they would just hang out at the hotel (or at my own house!) until i got home