Paul William Dawkins aka Sheep's Clothing Media

I'm not sure the replacement Challengers poster is much better than the recent one. What this has to do with tennis is anyone's guess.

Someone say "bear"?

The thing about Police Academy films is, astonishingly, they get better with every sequel. Just when you think they can't reach higher, BOOM! You get Assignment Miami Beach. And of course, with Mission To Moscow, they went out on an artistic & commercial high. Bravo- what a ride!

Could be worse.

Could be Highlander 2: The Quickening.

Vroom vroom! Here comes the Filthmobile!

A serial killer whale swims into a self help group, and begs: stop me before I krill again.

New Assistant: On to the air ducts? Obviously, with the technology we use elsewhere onboard, a good, clean easy-seal square or rectangular hatch, with a smooth hydraulic action will be best here. Well lit, too.

Nostromo Designer: tell that sewer and meat grinder guy to come in here on your way out.

Defenestration is a lovely name for a girl.

That's a deep cut!

No kidding, this is quite the drawn-out rollercoaster.

Film challenge - choose one out of the following two:

Maura, I think it's clear that you trip into things and break toes because of the Woke Mind Virus(tm).
It's all there in my upcoming book "Why Women Trip Into Things And Break Their Toes - And That's Just The Tip Of The Wokeburg", by Dr Paul William Dawkins, M.D.*

(* pending on court findings)

Working accelerators are woke.

This alien erasure will not stand (they sit).

I am not convinced of the validity of his religious credentials.

Trump's stock pump n dump is an interesting way to allow "loans" to him without making loans to him. Why else would large investors be pissing money up against the wall on a junk stock? Little wonder trading was halted in minutes on "Bigly Meedja Company And Normil Size Hands LLC".

I'm not getting in the pocket of Big Pronoun, that's for sure.

Now you can't eat a leg because of woke.

One of the saddest things about Jonestown was that someone nearly turned down the grape Flavor Aid as they were watching their calories, but didn't, because they didn't want to seem rude at the time, probably.

Really makes you think.

Hey, you found my truck! It was stolen by some shidhead!

Finally found Kate (and Wills). Looking sharp!

Can't even buy any of the major organs in the human endocrine system on eBay because of Woke

NYT version: "It's Corporate Fascism Masquerading As Patriotism And It Works Every Time - But There May Be A Negative Side. Here's How You Can Help By Doubling Your Working Hours And Never Retiring"

"...to ensure compliance with the laws that already exist to protect the people"
Interesting, given the complaints I've made which on direct violations of laws which always are found to be "no breach"
This includes assault threats, racism, you name it. Nothing remotely subtle either. Cherry picking.

I have to say, if I was the hired screenwriter, and if I wrote those words on a page, and re-read them, and didn't rewrite them, and they were filmed: I'd probably have to go full Budd Dwyer at the premiere.

I don't know, Maura - war is a terrible thing, but have you SEEN Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin in The Delta Force? Man, Marvin was just poured into that uniform!

From what I understand, he had some legal claim to the rights to the American Prometheus book, and helped broker the deal with the producer who thanked him.
To be honest, when I saw the movie a while back and same the name, I thought it must have been a different James Woods. How little did I know.

This is a ridiculous statement and extremely unfair.

He's not as good as a common criminal. Most of them know when to STFU after multiple loses.

One keeps waiting for the second half of her response, where a Dr steps out and presents advice about medication to treat the acute medical conditions demonstrated so brutally in the first half.

I don't suppose you have addresses for these specimens? Just for a nice, quiet chat with them, you understand. Nothing involving a cricket bat. At all.
Like, hardly at all.

John Waite.

Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... a long time.

Amazing film sync trick: if you have 3 monitors/TVs: start Killers Of The Flower Moon; Oppenheimer 30 mins later on screen 2; Zone Of Interest another 30 mins later screen 3. You won't believe the nervous breakdown you'll have around 3h 15m - we're talking psychotic break-dance!

The crowd screams in horror as I kick Mr Beast's teeth down his throat with steel-cap boots. "It's okay!" I yell, "he's paying me $1000 to see if I would do this!". The crowd's momentarily happy, even as Mr B spits out chunks of face, wordlessly, uselessly mouthing for help from the braying flock...

The answer is that the Dr is a woman and the boy's mother.

I thought for a second Rhianna had a song about shitting in Ohio, and was surprised, but only slightly.

Ken Loach's LETHAL WEAPON 2

I would actually like to hear Angela Lansbury sing that track. It would be... different.

Twister$ sure looks like the kind of 4-quadrant tent pole summer boffo box-office blockbuster with a simple, multinational-aligned easily-dubbed plot, and catchy, poster-worthy catchphrases that looks like the original movie (but skewed younger), which I can totally get behind.

Fun! Calling a Blue Check Chucklef*ck (e.g. some Nazi / homophobic cretin etc):

"Hi... (giggle giggle) Is- is your refrigerator running? (giggle)... (sudden flat, dead voice) Because I'm standing outside your house right now. Right. Out. Side."

"What?"

"See more of you in a minute."

Click.

Best three word advice for a memorable ending to a story?

I should point out you may need to switch YouTube to 1080p HD to get the best picture as I think it defaults to 360p on some browsers (it was actually shot in 8k RED, but the YouTube version is 1080p FHD).

It's that most magical time of the year, where I promote, shamelessly. A short I made a couple of years ago, called "A Remarkable Career". Starring Lauren Hamilton Neill & Zoe Carides. 9 minutes. It won a tonne of awards and I remain exceedingly proud of it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbZd...

The 10 movies I’ve watched most in my life (Green):

Fried Green Tomatoes
The Green Mile
The Green Knight
Green Room
Green Street Hooligans
The Green Inferno
Soylent Green
Green Card
Greenland
(watched at the same time) Three Colors: Blue, & I Am Curious: Yellow.

That's pretty bad form- at least no-one will at all be looking at their phones during the evening....!
I don't imagine I'd be very happy if I was in the running and had it spoiled, but then again...

Yeah but it may also *cure* Alzheimer's, so it balances out perfectly. You get it, and you cure it. Win/win.*

* this probably needs more thought.

Two words: Bud Dwyer.

Of course, this time the dude is going to be extremely guilty of whatever unspeakable horror we're about to find out about...

*its own head off.

Elonchip making me grammar wronger.