Chris
@seismicshed.bsky.social
Hemi-semi-demi Pro Musician, Actually pro gardener, poster of irreverent guff. straight cis ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ally. He / him.
It's worth checking up on, but the acceptable levels of certain elements in mineral water are a lot higher than permissible in tap water. For adults it doesn't matter for for bairns, it may do. The sodium was the big thing, if I recall.
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Fucking fuck the fuck off.
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Puzzle #343
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Sodium content is, iirc, on of the things not controlled like in tap water.
Eggs- Poached
Steak- medium rare
Alcohol - red wine / pale ale / rum
Hot drink- builders tea
I'm a simple kinda man.
Eggs- fried, daily.
Steak- rare
Alcohol - red wine
Hot drink- coffee, ground, strong, black.
Probably means I'm a psychopath.
It would be, only it hasn't worked for them for ages, and they must know that, but they carry on anyway.
It staggers me that as a nation we sit beside rivers of shit, with a trashed economy, hardship everywhere, ludicrous cost of living and the only ideas coming out of Tory HQ are "which foreigners haven't we been cunty enough to yet? that'll win us some votes"
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Black boomerang
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Farage
Imagine you have 5 consequence free face punches allotted to you in life. Who you hitting?
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Puzzle #342
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My bottom.
Can hear two Northumbrian lads having a conversation and I'm expecting this any time now.
Your vibe in one gif
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Whatever, Americans.
Day 11,367* of the ABC** tour.
Today is the turn of Dunstanborough Castle.
*Give or take
** Another Bloody Castle
I shall investigate, and attempt to shoehorn into my wife's astonishing schedule.
A wasp just flew in then immediately back out again.
I hope it opens a university or something.
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Somewhere out there is the North Sea. Glorious coastal view from Bamburgh Castle this morning @dbrereton.bsky.social ๐คฃ
See also all star wars:
Job title: Imperial Stormtrooper
Salary negotiable depending on experience
Must not be able to shoot straight and be prepared to be sent to your inevitable death at a moments notice.
The henchmen thing had always bugged me. Bond films with hollowed out mountains full of people studiously labouring on behalf of a madman. I often wonder where they advertised the roles, and what the job spec would look like. I'm assuming it's well paid, high risk of death and all.
It's not often that TV ads provide such sage advice as "Always keep away from children"
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Bumfluff
I thought I knew about trees, but sometimes they go right over my head.
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Wucking furdle
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Beep.
I can't wait. Frankly I was expecting a more vigorous interview process.
This will be the same farmers who enthusiastically promoted Brexit and then watched the Tories screw them over, right?
UK farmers must grow more fruit and veg, warns PM
UK farmers must grow more fruit and veg, warns PM
A new national food security report finds the UK is too reliant on imports of fruit and vegetables.
www.bbc.co.uk
Berwick on Tweed is really quite nice.
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