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fuck a "talking stage" fuck a "situationship" fuck being "casual" are you going to git gud and beat me in a Tekken match? Are you going to watch my back while we spread democracy? Are you going to pass that fucking bong or what, I'm not getting any younger.
fuck a "talking stage" fuck a "situationship" fuck being "casual" are you going to get down on one knee and tie my shoes thereby making this scene quirky enough to be used in the trailer that makes it clear that Chasing Eva is the laugh out loud feel-good hit of the summer and its coming soon to a t
If you listen to me about nothing else regarding "Helldivers 2," heed this:
SHOOT. THOSE. GOD. DAMNED. LIGHTS.
This goes double for a night mission. Those fucking things don't do a goddamn thing except blind you to what's on the other side. SHOOT THEM LIKE THERE'S CANDY IN THERE.
I'm
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 Unmentionably fresh
🔘 A mensch
🔘 Get correct
I'm
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 Blue, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Image Description: A character and movelist rundown from Fatal Fury 3 for none other than Terry Bogard.
Guy Who Only Knows WWI: Getting a whole lot of Archduke Ferdinand vibes from this.
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iran state TV says 'no sign of life' detected at crash site of helicopter carrying President Ebrahim Raisi, others.
But I can't work in fast food all my life.
C'MON, YOU APES, YOU WANNA VOTE FOREVER!?
VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
VOTE TO SAVE THE DEMOCRACY
FREEDOM IS ON THE BALLOT
KEEP. VOTING.
This is all I'm willing to bring to the table, at least until "Space Marine 2" drops.
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i’m
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 90% scar tissue, emotionally
You don't get in trouble by halves, do you?
MURRAY LEINSTER: Universal translator.
C.E. WEBBER: Psychic paper.
WILLIAM GIBSON: "Micro softs."
DOUGLAS ADAMS: Babelfish.
ROCKNE S. O'BANNON: Yeah, that☝️.
BRAD WRIGHT & JOHNATHAN GLASSNER: lol, lmao
YOU, unwashed, unrefined, woefully ignorant: Americans don't have any culture.
ME, a shining beacon of knowledge, a light in the dark:
"Americans don't have any culture" well then what do you call tuna noodle casserole, jackals
Man fuck John Wilkes Booth and all them confederate proto-nazis to hell & back, and then back again to an even worse hell for fucking up, for everyone, possibly the greatest thing to yell during an assassination.
Don't you just love having a supreme judicial body capable of overruling anything good, members of which may or may not be beholden to an ideology of keeping everything bad?
Don't you just love how the so-called "opposition party" has never successfully fought OR interdicted such partisanship?
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Alito did not respond to questions about the sale, but its timing raises fair questions — particularly in light of other ethical questions the justice has faced over the past year.
www.lawdork.comMary was a member of the Young Farmers program in 4H.
In other words, you know the actual asks are for the recognition of people's basic humanity, both domestically and abroad, and the only way you can think of to deny that but also not look like the ghoul you are is wrapping yourself in the shroud of a reapolitik that demands blood.
Shut the fuck up.
It's also the only possible way I can think of to keep Kunoichi from kicking out 50% of her sand.
You know the soundproofing in there is insane. Like, literally, Banshee probably couldn't scream his way outta there.
I used "probably" because I was paraphrasing.
Not only the placement, but the *floor plans* also, as opposed to the other two clusters of three rooms.
legitimately though that run was great. here is the layout of the summers house on krakoa. note where wolverine, cyclops and jean grays rooms are
The hwhat?
Alt: "Have you guys ever seen that really old movie EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?"
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"THE FIRST RULE OF MUTANT CLUB IS TO FUCK RAW."
-Kurt "Nightcrawler" Wagner, probably
GOD the original x-men trilogy could’ve been an all-time great if logan and scott would just drop their toxic masc “fighting over a woman’s hand” act and just had a good and nasty hatefuck (while an intrigued jean watched ofc)
ACAB includes Lei Wulong, Victor Chevalier, Stryker, and Chun-Li just to name a few.
ACAB includes one-and-dones. The salty runback is praxis.
acab includes [common thing i find mildly annoying]
I often imagine you & I doing a kick ass duet in a hypothetical Bluesky Karaoke event.
The same ones that believe "school lunch debt" is somehow not a phrase that ensured their spot in hell.
Let's hope it ain't the last, let's keep our fingers crossed and do whatever we can to ensure they Make More MST3K, but if it was the last it was a hell of a season to go out on.
Damn, the latest (last?) season of MST3K was price cut from $100 to $20 in April, and is just $15 on Apple TV/iTunes right now.
B E A N H O L E
Like it always does.
We talk a lot about copaganda, but one thing that doesn't come up a bunch is how often it uses the trope of These Poor Cops Are So Underpaid For Their Vital Work.
Meanwhile, in the real fucking world:
A few months ago I sat on a flight next to a cop who was telling her seatmate that she had done this, and that she had used her second cop pension to buy investment properties and rent them out, and I don't think there could be a more succinct description of everything wrong with society than that.
Hey Marky-Mark, the russian angle's so old it was on betamax and 8-track. Maybe you need to update from the cold war and figure out our government sucks shit in triplicate.
I'm pretty sure it dates back to the Depression, yeah.
Alt: Ice Cube and Chris Tucker in FRIDAY (1995) sitting in a pair of chairs and leaning away from I credible violence whilst going "DAAAAAMN!"
media.tenor.comThat's a damn bargain, even for a hat that's slightly off. You could probably get something cool airbrushed on it, too.
Alt: "Do not recite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written."
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youtu.beOn the plus side, private equity destroys everything it touches and the NFL deserves to be destroyed.