There once was a car in Nantucket...
The local newspaper in Nantucket is having some fun dumping on the Cybertruck which got stuck on the beach and also parked in a crosswalk
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nantucketcurrent.comIt just sat in the sand like a bucket
There once was a truck in Nantucket,
Whose wheels and motors said "fuck it!"
It sat on the strand, in a half-foot of sand,
As the passersby jeered the rust bucket.
There once was a car in Nantucket
The local newspaper in Nantucket is having some fun dumping on the Cybertruck which got stuck on the beach and also parked in a crosswalk
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nantucketcurrent.com“There once was a man from Nantucket, this kid is encased in a bucket.”
there once was a truck on Nantucket
that rusted out like an old bucket
got stuck on the sand
which no one had planned
and parked in a crosswalk, so fuck it
The local newspaper in Nantucket is having some fun dumping on the Cybertruck which got stuck on the beach and also parked in a crosswalk
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There once was a guy from Nantucket
Who just owned a shovel and bucket….
There once was a man from Nantucket
He always pissed in a bucket
But then he tripped
The bucket it flipped
He went on by and just said fuck it
there once was a man from nantucket
who had so much cash he said fuck it
but his pickup like a can
got stuck in the sand
and now it's worth less than a bucket
The local newspaper in Nantucket is having some fun dumping on the Cybertruck which got stuck on the beach and also parked in a crosswalk
Nantucket Current is the island's leading online news source. We deliver the news, stories, and people of Nantucket, unbiased and unfiltered.
nantucketcurrent.comThere once was a car from Nantucket...
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket
there once was a truck in nantucket
The local newspaper in Nantucket is having some fun dumping on the Cybertruck which got stuck on the beach and also parked in a crosswalk
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I was participating in a pile-on about the Cybertruck. Here it is:
"There was once a Cybertruck in Nantucket
Whose owner's wealth was a drop in the bucket
But then the truck encountered some sand
And ruined his plans
To which Elon replied, well fuck it"
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who bought a worthless rust bucket
The local newspaper in Nantucket is having some fun dumping on the Cybertruck which got stuck on the beach and also parked in a crosswalk
Nantucket Current is the island's leading online news source. We deliver the news, stories, and people of Nantucket, unbiased and unfiltered.
nantucketcurrent.comThere once was a whale in Nantucket
New England Aquarium aerial survey team sighted a gray whale off the New England coast last week, a species that has been extinct in the Atlantic for more than 200 years
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In an incredibly rare event, the New England Aquarium aerial survey team sighted a gray whale off the New England coast last week, a species that has been extinct in the Atlantic for more than 200 yea...
www.neaq.orgThere once was a man in Nantucket…
Related: rich guys are turning on each other in Nantucket because some of them are building wave barriers that deflect erosion onto their neighbors www.boston.com/news/the-bos...
There once was a truck in Nantucket...
The local newspaper in Nantucket is having some fun dumping on the Cybertruck which got stuck on the beach and also parked in a crosswalk
Nantucket Current is the island's leading online news source. We deliver the news, stories, and people of Nantucket, unbiased and unfiltered.
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nan took it.
There once was a douche on Nantucket
Who dumped all this sand with a bucket
And he said with chagrin
Watching beach erosion
"Coastal processes? Nature says suck it!"
My B+ entry:
There once was a truck in Nantucket
With all the appeal of a bucket
It traveled the island
Clueless owner abiding
'Til the truck found a beach and was stuck in it
there once was a man from nantucket
he could have bought a safe truck
but said fuck it
now hes in sand and stuck with it
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for a bucket
Nan took it
