me and my shitty cat
Another shitty sleep due to the biblical rain and my cat being a dick. Ninja warrior at 11. Kill me now.
Sitting on the corner of my bed, watching me watch shitty TV and trying to tell me it's time to sleep. Nice try, cat.
me and my cat
my cat is hugging my foot into her belly with her front and back paws, yes it’s sweet but also I think she’s jealous and possessive to a terrifying degree.
Me and my cat
I love the Shitty Witch and Crappy Cat.
Oh my god
Wife: I should use the name purple turd
Me: you’re already shitty cat
Wife: oh yeah I love shit and turds!
curiosity (and a shitty little attitude) killed the cat!