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1. it's a subskeet so making up a guy is fine imo
2. some of the stuff he's said has (perhaps inadvertently!) lined up with certain stock holocaust denial arguments
To be fair I don't think the schmuck is denying the Holocaust, just claiming that someone actively working with the Nazi government, using slave labour, doesn't count as "collaborating".
I'm all for dragging the individual but I think we can afford to be precise in our criticism.
jarrito would never
funnily enough, coke's highest international sales in the 30s were in nazi germany! those guys sure did love america.
they can hold the premiere in the movie theatre at world of coke where they normally let you sit and watch an elaborate ad about how coke is important to every culture globally
denying the holocaust because the sanctity of orange soda is just that important
just listing three places where horrific genocides have/are occured/ing
chanel was girlbossing vichy france (that's when a girl collaborates with nazis like hugo boss)
imgine thinking nazi collaborators are heroes because they made money while doing it.
the climax of the film will be a german officer telling max keith to change the name of the soda but then he gives an aaron sorkin speech about how we all need to drink a soda and listen to one another. all the slaves working in the bottling facility clap.
coca cola NEEDS to hire me to make a super self-congratulatory film about the making of fanta. it'll be in black and white and the only color in the movie will be the orange soda in the bottles. no mention will be made of the holocaust, just oblique references to how hard it is to sell soda nowadays
this is a marketing angle coke should definitely consider
coca cola NEEDS to hire me to make a super self-congratulatory film about the making of fanta. it'll be in black and white and the only color in the movie will be the orange soda in the bottles. no mention will be made of the holocaust, just oblique references to how hard it is to sell soda nowadays
me: haha it's pretty funny that this orange soda was made by nazis
random guy who claims he doesn't even drink or care for the soda: MAX KEITH IS THE OSKAR SCHINDLER OF SODA
me: haha it's pretty funny that this orange soda was made by nazis
random guy who claims he doesn't even drink or care for the soda: MAX KEITH IS THE OSKAR SCHINDLER OF SODA
this is an anti-german account. we were too nice to them after the war. the soviets were right.
Describing all Germans as "Nazis" is like calling all Floridians "Republicans" or all Israelis "Likudniks"
ok so fascism is when a bunch of business leaders collude with the military to violently suppress labor/minorities so they can keep making money without a communist revolution. saying he's a hero for using his position IN THE NAZI GOVERNMENT to make a buck and sell soda is...certainly a take
Hero. He kept property out of the hands of the Nazi government. And when a Nazi general told him to change the name, he told the general to fuck off.
mfw i finish a paragraph explaining why we need to reevaluate what we know about what the government of nazi germany did with the words "it never happened"
I'm not advocating for collaborators with Nazis. I'm denying they collaborated with Nazis. Surely you know the difference between "What they're accused of was good" and "It never happened."
do you understand what it means when an executive in a fascist government appropriates a company they are in charge of regulating as a personal fife?
I didn't suggest any such thing. How did they "work with the Nazis"? By keeping property out of the government's hands? LOL. You might wanna think about that part.
coca cola of germany would have been nationalized had max keith not worked out a deal with the office of enemy property, which he was appointed to
Ehhh now I'm going to have to stand up for Fanta (which I don't even drink.) They sold soft drinks during the Nazi era; that doesn't mean they collaborated with Nazis. Yes, MANY companies collaborated with the Nazis-- Volkswagen, Krupp, IG Farben, Swarovski, Chanel, IBM... but not Fanta SFAIK.
funnily enough, this is how everyone in-universe reacts to hildibrand too
I think I repeatedly told @jazzpomegranate.bsky.social last night that I was going to kill myself while doing it for just how much there is lol
Y U NO LIKE SKIBIDI???
Bruh the fact I have to do an entire fucking questline from ARR on just to unlock the questline for Endwalker relic weapons. FML.
the main issue is that the theme park's need to move a large amount of people around constantly is at odds with the cultivation of a good larp environment. imo more intimate larp experiences just aren't viable at a disney park.
i *really* like the concept of the hotel. an actual 100% immersive experience where you're In The Star Wars Universe is like. extremely cool on paper !!!! it sucks that they couldn't make it happen honestly
i just gotta say tho, going into this thinking she was filming a park review but editing it realizing she's making a real-time episode of defunctland is so on brand. like this may end up being one of the definitive surviving documents of the experience of going to this ridiculous hotel.
RED ALERT JENNY NICHOLSON IS BACK
The Spectacular Failure of the Star Wars Hotel
For two days and two nights, I will step aboard an immersive galactic starcruiser experience and live MY star wars story.References and clip sources: https:/...
www.youtube.comtaking a selfie of me crying my eyes out in front of @cheesecakechik.bsky.social's funko pops rn
RED ALERT JENNY NICHOLSON IS BACK
The Spectacular Failure of the Star Wars Hotel
For two days and two nights, I will step aboard an immersive galactic starcruiser experience and live MY star wars story.References and clip sources: https:/...
www.youtube.comi'm always lore compliant
the best part is i can tell this is all lore compliant and you're not just like making sounds
but idk if that's even possible, i don't use ai. well, except for @enginqueer.bsky.social
i feel like the best use an llm would be to make search engines easier for the public. since a lot of people don't know how to format search queries and end up typing questions like they're talking to it anyway. but it would have to give me sources just like a search and not try to paraphrase shit.
i feel like the best use an llm would be to make search engines easier for the public. since a lot of people don't know how to format search queries and end up typing questions like they're talking to it anyway. but it would have to give me sources just like a search and not try to paraphrase shit.
idk i just ask my questions to google and then use my critical thinking skills to identify a credible source and then verify it against other credible sources. but okay
well what if i told you that the oj season is actually super important to understanding season 3 of american crime story?
Pretty much lmao. Explaining the plot lines to @jazzpomegranate.bsky.social of every season was genuinely very funny, even starting with season one. “Ok so remember the gimp suit I talked about, so- OH YEAH UH you know the black dahlia murder right? Ok so…”
racist movie night???
yes a jewish mystic starts an evil spy conspiracy to make the european empires go to war with each other and somehow he's behind bitch the bolsheviks and the nazis, who actually worked together to kill anastasia (hitler shot the romanovs in this universe), all because of the bloody snp
reading the plot of this film on wikipedia, and i feel like i'm having a stroke
the bad guys evil plan is to start a world war so as to secure scottish independence?
like there's "dress up your producers as german high command at a nazi rally for a cameo" and then there's "hitler moustache origin story"
ok i can't call indiana jones mcu history anymore because it's a fuckin documentary compared to the king's man
ok i can't call indiana jones mcu history anymore because it's a fuckin documentary compared to the king's man
realizing it'd be poor taste to say what they're cooking with considering the circumstances
I’m reading that Hitler is introduced to be the Romanov’s assassins and I just- what the fuck
ok but when they zoomed in on his face when he said "i'm adolf hitler" but you're thinking "his moustache is too big to be hitler" and you realize holy shit the next movie is gonna explain how he got his moustache
this is my saw x
Oh, you mean the end of The King's Man (2021)?
Lenin Meets Hitler - The King's Man (2021) - End Credit Scene
FILM DESCRIPTION: In 1902, British aristocrat Orlando, Duke of Oxford, his wife Emily, and their young son Conrad visit a concentration camp in South Africa during the Second Boer War while working for the Red Cross. Emily is killed during a Boer sniper attack on the camp, causing pacifistic Orlando to determine that the world needs someone to head off such conflicts before they occur. Twelve years later, Orlando has recruited two of his servants, Shola and Polly, into his spy network dedicated to protecting the United Kingdom and the British Empire from the approaching Great War. Conrad, eager to fight, is forbidden to join up by the protective Orlando, who persuades Lord Kitchener, Secretary of State for War, not to let him join the army. At the behest of Kitchener, Conrad and Orlando ride with Orlando's friend Archduke Franz Ferdinand through Sarajevo, and Conrad saves the Archduke from a bomb thrown by Gavrilo Princip, a rebel intent on sparking a war. Later, however, Princip happens to run into the Archduke's entourage again, this time succeeding in fatally shooting the Archduke and his wife Sophie. Orlando's group, relying on information from other dignitaries' socially invisible servants, learn that Princip was part of a plot to pit the German, Russian, and British empires against each other. The group, headed by the mysterious Shepherd from a secret mountain-top headquarters, have their own network of agents, including the Russian mystic Grigori Rasputin, a trusted adviser to Tsar Nicholas of Russia. Rasputin, on the orders of the Shepherd, manipulates Tsar Nicholas by poisoning his young son Alexei, and only curing him when Nicholas promises to leave the war. Conrad is notified of Rasputin's manipulation by his cousin, Prince Felix Yusupov. Knowing the Western Front will be left vulnerable if Russia leaves the war, Conrad delivers this information to Kitchener and his aide-de-camp Major Morton, who set sail for Russia. Their ship is torpedoed by a submarine and sunk. Word of Kitchener's death reaches Orlando, spurring him to head to Russia with Shola, Polly, and Conrad to deal with Rasputin once and for all. At a Christmas party hosted by Prince Yusupov, Orlando, Shola, Conrad, and Rasputin fight, the skirmish only ending when Polly shoots and kills Rasputin. CREDITS: TM & © 20th Century Studios Cast: Ralph Fiennes, Gemma Arterton, Rhys Ifans, Matthew Goode, Tom Hollander, Harris Dickinson, Daniel Brühl, Djimon Hounsou, Charles Dance Director: Matthew Vaughn Producers: Matthew Vaughn, David Reid, Adam Bohling Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. No copyright infringement intended.
www.youtube.comngl, knowing that like hitler and jrr tolkien and ralph vaughan williams and otto frank were all at the somme is giving the avengers (2008)
Jumping out of my chair and pointing at the screen when a background character that I recognized in the first movie becomes the main antagonist in the second movie
wwi fans are on the lookout for easter eggs as it's clear some foreshadowing is ramping up in the balkans storyline