I'm a queer Jew from the south, I promise you whatever slur you're going to call me I've heard better.
She/her
I have a type
My favorite trend of modern MH is making the handler increasingly more just an autistic kinda clocky weirdo who's so eager to see kaiju get fought.
This bitch doesn't own MH Bad Dragons, she writes scathing reviews about their inaccuracies that keep artists up at night, and I will die for her.
goddamn you're a trooper, hope you recover well!
it's wild to see the college game get all these upgrades we've been begging Madden to even try, they really are going all in on it and hell I love it
he fuckin hated the desert yea, big shock a bunch of European Ashkenazi didn't want to go fuck around in the desert!
me, a simple egg youth: "I love gnomes and dwarfs best, they're so neat"
me, seeing a Draeni the first time in BC: "I NEED to be this"
Palestine wasn't even the top 5 options for zionists until the brits stuck their dick in things you fucking idiot, we've lived tons of places that doesn't mean we get to bulldoze olive farms and set hospitals on fire
the reason I'll never respect zionists as intellectuals or good faith actors is they'll say shit like this while Herzl and his crew literally called zionism a colonial project and zionists in Israel openly go 'lol we loved doing the nakba we'll do it again in fact fuck those subhumans'
The person I was talking with blocked me, so to elaborate - Israel isn't "white colonialist" in the modern sense because
1) the historical homeland thing
2) where Jews lived continuously the entire time, albeit as a minority for much of it
3) whiteness of Jews is dicey at the best of times /1
he's learning and promising to do better
the media remains very unfair to your favorite president (the blue one), simply all we can do is ignore this thing
Biden is also right that letting Trump trip over his own dick 5 months before the first ballot is cast is probably a better strategy than trying to get the media to cover his own remarks favorably
Costco is a true land of contrasts
Last time at Costco: transphobia.
This time at a different one: trans cashier, shopped with a cute t4t couple I met. Made plans for next week with them.
they literally just fixed shaders that weren't lighting things properly they didn't do anything about the update itself
happy Future Pride
It's now June in Australia
So happy pride month from the future!!!
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that guy ruled, he got all dressed up in his fanciest operator LARP gear and got domed by some fuckin security guard who saw him rolling up and was like 'fuck this shit I'm not dying to the most cringe mass shooter in the state'
which discourse is going on I wanna see the blood
my husband and I are constantly eating pizza and playing video games and being queer and lefty as fuck, sounds like a skill issue to me
do they not know you can still do this. you can eat nothing but sick za and play video games all day. you probably cant shred anymore tho sorry
Doll who misunderstands the concept of 'right wing fearmongering' and does vocal training to sound like The Crypt Keeper.
"Actually I call them my big UNnaturals, nyeheheheheh!!!!"
I fucking love untreated mental illness, makes online worth experiencing
Honey:
I know you've admitted you eschew rule of law so this is sort of moot. You don't believe in democracy and yadda yadda. You are a confessed opponent to rule of law.
But what evidence do you have about Merrick Garland's dick?
variety.com/2024/film/ne...
I normally hate companies clearly trying to redo memes or whatever but going from the Shai-Halussy to 'HOW ABOUT YOU FACE FUCK WOLVERINE THEN YOU FUCKIN PERVERTS' is v. good.
The Deadpool and Wolverine popcorn bucket has been revealed by Ryan Reynolds.
variety.comshe should be used to it since she's lost every single election she's been in except for a literal bought NY race she barely won
holy fuck ignore my last post about this 'selling merch to the dumbest people online' is so much funnier a route for her to go. Absolute queen.
new cat just dropped
getting 'the surgery' (horns on my head, big fucking goat horns not cutesy lil devil horns)
i need to be a girl with horns so fucking bad itโs actually unreal
like part of me says 'she wouldn't, it'd be too obvious' but the louder part of me says 'lol, lmao even'
god I hope Clinton makes some dumbshit comment about this just to see how the libs spin 'lady who's husband raped people and used white house resources to cover it up epic dunks on other rapist who checked the wrong box in his tax forms when covering up a affair'.
how he brought a bag lunch, smart
keep our dead out of your mouth you egg shaped dullard, how fucking dare you use their deaths to defend the country that called them 'soaps' and brutalized them for the sin of not being 'real' Israelis. You're a disgrace to your ancestors and will never see God's light.
now this I can agree on, trump getting COVID was the all time funniest moment of his presidency and beyond
Nothing will ever top Trump got COVID night- the best night on the internet
like to be a little more far I think the logic is this will motivate people apathetic to Biden but who view Trump as a moral stain but like...I'd love to see some interviews with those people because I think that's just 90% of Biden's voter base as is.
no all those voters who loved trump before will now see these convictions on charges that are at best completely in the weeds campaign finance shit and at worst charges we admitted were misdemeanors normally but made extra big for political reasons and...uh...vote biden?
You're a fucking shande
this is about the only take about this that I think is worth entertaining. This means nothing in the longterm unless you genuinely believe somehow Trump is literally going to federal prison but it's extremely funny and he's extremely angry about it so that's solid.
you can pooh-pooh whether or not this is going to matter in the long run and you may well be right, but please focus on this: I assure you that Donald Trump does not want this, and in fact is quite mad about it.
November's gonna be so funny
begging you to throw out the data from Convictions Don
who's people, bitch
literally the 'well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers' dril tweet
Has he even done any campaign events and all or is it just pure 'he wants to say 'I ran for office' to try to talk down to people even harder online'?
the fucking point is you're being priced out of fast food because of corporate greed and shit like ubereats inflating costs with fees! Agreeing to the framing that it's because of wages is what capitalists want! It's not! It doesn't have a fucking thing to do with it!
I don't care about what gas costs in a country with a functional public transportation network to supplement those costs you fucking oaf!!!!!
no 'this other person here' is saying it's very weird how people will jack off about how they'd totally be besties with Brown (you wouldn't) but ignore things like how Tubman's work objectively led to more freedom and abolitionist act than Harper's Ferry ever could have.
I'm gonna kick you in the head until you develop cause and effect thinking
this MFer thinks trickle down is real!!!!!
do you think people freak out because they need those goods to live
She was not the 'founder' of anything, she created no government groups. She was one of the original intel people because she literally taught generals and governors the fucking CONCEPT of spycraft being useful
SHE DIDN'T MAKE ANY OFFICE YOU DUMB BITCH
no you haven't that's actually a lie look at this chart did you know the DOW hit a new record that means milk is cheap actually
when they disagree with mine, duh
the price is not related to wages, this is a right wing lie used to tamp down wage growth efforts, the price has nothing to do with wages!