Well this explains a lot www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...
Lux Alptraum לקס אלפטראום — Well this explains a lot www.n...
Poor thing died of starvation.
Nice
Like this is hilarious, but also our three leading presidential candidates are like 80 years old, one is a lifelong con artist/sexual assaulter, the other has brain worm, and the normal guy only has a 50% shot of winning the presidency.
Like... what are we doing.
The other 50% might just have brain-eating worms, too … 🤔
Three people and this guy comes up with 50%
The brain-eating worm guy has a 10% chance, at best. I guess the guy with over 80 indictments has a 40% chance, but I’m no mathematician or pollster 🤷🏻♀️
The other 50% of 3 people? Math better.
Check your reading comprehension pal
3 people. The other two are 66%
So if 1000 people run for president each has 1/1000 odds? We drawing them out of a hat now?
She should have written that the other 66% might also have breathing worms. She is recounting the number of people who may have worms not the percentage of win art that may include a brain worm eaten person. That's how the language works. You don't have to like it, you don't have to speak it here.
FFS it was a joke. So, apparently my skill at humor ranks right up there with my math and language skills. However, if one person has a 50% shot at winning, that means 50% of the voters are capable of rational thought. That leaves 50% of the voters who are not. I explained the breakdown of those.
Sigh. You're not going to learn. Muted.
You normally wouldn't expect the answer to 'Do you have brain worms?' to be 'Not any more!'
Sounds like something someone with brain worms would say tbh
To be honest, in a head-to-head election between RFK Jr and his brain worm, the brain worm would win.
Breaking news: Parasite found within parasite!
Ok, now the screenwriters are just f****** with us...
I know, right? Overly literal!
I wonder if he's got delusional parasitosis, or is doing the anti-vaxx thing of blaming other medical problems on worms. Actual parasitic worms are pretty rare today.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rope_wo...
For those who don’t have Times subscriptions, the brain worm thing happened 12 years ago, take from that what you will
thanks Obama
Do you know what happened within just a few months of that 2012 divorce deposition?
His wife 'killed herself' so the divorce never happened.
Brain worm in RFK Jr’s head dies of starvation
Ha 😂
This can't be real
I included a link because it is
I saw! My jaw is on the floor.
And I just found it after "Meet the Grahams."
Someone should check tRump for brain eating worms.
They all starved to death.
Trump has the biggest worms, they are HUGE. No one has brain worms like Trump.
life imitates memes
A lot a lot
The Goa'uld are real!
A worm ate the part of his brain that would have told him maybe don’t tell the New York Times about how a worm ate part of your brain.
It was a public record from his divorce, when he was trying to get his alimony minimized.
I never suspected they were literal
Can only assume the worm died of starvation.
Really trying not to make light of anyone else's health struggles, butbutbut....
This just feels like something that maybe means President isn’t the job for you
EMBRACE HELMINTH THOUGHT
Seems 1999 was a little late in its prediction yet here we are. The Infestation is coming for us. Time to go find Nidus. +_+
The origin of the nickname all his cousins gave him - "emmenthal"
Not even the parasites want to be there....
"Would you still love me if I was a worm in RFK Jr's brain?"
And it died from starvation...
LITERAL BRAIN WORMS!!!
“You’d think so, but it really doesn’t,” say nervous, baffled scientists.
My doubt in the "we live in a simulation" hypothesis is at an all-time low.
No doubt.
Oh no, the brain worm rejected him. So sad.
To avoid paywalls, there's a Reuters post at www.reuters.com/world/us/pre...
Presidential candidate RFK Jr had a brain worm, has recovered, campaign says
Independent U.S. presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had a parasite in his head more than a decade ago, but has fully recovered, his campaign said, after the New York Times reported about the ailment.
www.reuters.comSo that’s why all the worm memes 😂
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RFK Jr. has/had literal brain worms? This is a little too on-the-nose. The writers of this season of the simulation are getting lazy.
www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
www.nytimes.com
Literal brain worms. The writers are just too on the nose this season.
www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
www.nytimes.com
okay but have they checked the other presidential candidates for brain worms cause like,
The US is getting ready to elect a guy who literally had brain worms. Like a worm ate a part of his brain and people are saying "I like this guy, he thinks like me."
I hate what Biden is doing like anyone with a brain and conscience does. But we live in reality where the US is first past the post and only realistically has two candidates.
If you choose not to vote for one, you ARE elevating the other.
TFW one has immanentized the eschaton, but the the eschaton in question is literally the "starving brain worms" joke
(Pic from NYT www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...)
So, our presidential election choices are:
1) the guy everyone wants us to believe is too old
2) the guy 4 years younger who thinks he's a super villain but is just a common criminal
3) the other old guy in his 70s who has brain worms
Still gotta go with old guy #1
What’s it like having a brain that’s just 90% worm shit and the other 10% is worms?
The difference between the two Presidential candidates is that one of them has a brain which is a viscous liquid and the other has a brain which is noxious gas that steams out his ears
How toxic is this guy?
the worm died after eating a portion of his brain.
Congrats, RFK, I have never been less surprised about someone being diagnosed with brain worms.
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
www.nytimes.com
THIS explains a lot!😶
"The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Mr. Kennedy said in the deposition."
www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
www.nytimes.com
This is why news organizations should cover the health of presidential candidates www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
www.nytimes.com
Shit on this guy all you want, but wouldn’t YOU like to have the weird body of a 50 year old and the brain of a below-average 15 year old and money you inherited from your parents?
So is the brain worm the reason RFK Jr voice sounds like a 85 year old woman who has been smoking for 80 years?
The mercury’s neurotoxic effect counterbalances the dead worm in his brain I think. It is also reported that he has short term memory loss, but on the other hand he also has long term memory loss.
www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
www.nytimes.com
Some idiots are voting for the worm:
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
www.nytimes.com
BRAIN WORMS. Literally.
“The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Mr. Kennedy said in the deposition.”
www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
www.nytimes.com
Holy is right. The brain worms are powerful in this one.
What has to happen to a person as a child to even think shit like this?
In what's a bit of a surprise... man frequently mocked for having brain worms literally had a brain worm www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/u...
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
www.nytimes.com
The media has traditionally respected the privacy of the candidates' brain worms and other parasites.
This is where age is genuinely a factor. I wouldn’t expect any 80 year old who has been doing something a certain way for 50 years to easily grasp the concept of pivoting.
So what you are saying is that the 2 of the presidential candidates for the USA are senile old man in clear cognitive decline and the third guy had his brain partially eaten by worms
So what you are saying is that the 2 of the presidential candidates for the USA are senile old men in clear cognitive decline and the third guy had his brain partially eaten by worms