Lord of Ravens, Chaos, and the Hard Gay! 18+ ONLY. Minors DNI
Fiance to @duskyartz.bsky.social
Elder Millennial/grey muzzle.
Transphobes, terfs, Nazis, bigots, will be called out and shunned.
I...I need towel.
they'll always be 1st place in my heart.
THE
PERFECT
DOOK LOAF!
Never seek revenge. Having such desires burns you from the inside out like acid. Instead, thrive and live. If those who wronged you truly wronged you, this reality has a way of making sure they get their just dues.
Necire: "I like my men like I like my tea. In a bag and under water."
These are lies.
The Great one of the depths shall grant you all the power you desire. All this can be yours for but a simple little request.
Please do not summon Cthulhu to give you an edge at the craps table. The ancient tentacled horror will not help you, mortal.
...Imma see where she goes with this.
One day I will be credited as the Mother of the Bluesky Pro-Beefing League and a visionary and a genius.
YOU'LL ALL SEE.
That hotdog is subpar,
It's missing the onions and relish...
And remmember that every Tuesday is Grimmy Taco Tuesday.
Enjoy your tacos whilst the yote dances seductively (badly) for you upon your table.
...
...don't eat the guac.
Yikes. Even more new followers off of my dumb tweets from yesterday. Hi guys! Im really fucking weird, nerdy, queer and kinky. And an anxious, depressive mess. If that's not your jam I won't be offended if you unfollow. Have a complimentary mint. Enjoy your stay.
Okay what the fuck discourse did I miss and why am I hearing about someone in our community liking loli/kiddie porn?!
WHO THE FUCK?!
Imma eat it
Aaaaand, I once made a croquette monsieur, a fancy French ham sandwich. Gimme a kitchen and I can do wonders as I learn~
That was the first time making a rue too.
I wanna make duchess potatoes so bad with gravy inside..ahhhh!
WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS?!
I mean...I gotta...it's his best movie...
(Big Trouble in Little China)
I didn't think I would have to say this on this website but I guess I suppose it needs to be fucking said....
Bsky will regret the day this happens cause I'm gonna upload TERABYTES worth of hot pocket sex...
When they allow gif upload its fucking joever im so ready to see u make these
Congratulations, you just gained the power to summon the shadow and manipulate it to your will.
...
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...you've also obtained Panic and Anxiety disorder plus Depression!
:D
I'm gay and I'm nearly 100% sure I could fucking bend this bitch and any of her followers over my back like a piece of plywood.
"But Necire, wouldn't the plywood snap and not bend?"
How perceptive you are little Timmy.
:3
In February, Republican Missouri Secretary of State candidate Valentina Gomez burned LGBTQ books. Now, she’s telling Missourians that they shouldn’t be “weak and gay.”
In February, she burned LGBTQ books.
www.dailydot.comThe doggo, has a flato.
I don't like people constantly telling me how to enjoy the products I buy. Why the FUCK would I want an artificial idiot making suggestions?!
A day after OpenAI impressed with a startlingly improved ChatGPT AI model, Google showed off an equally stunning vision for how AI will improve the products that billions of people use every day.
A day after OpenAI impressed with a startlingly improved ChatGPT AI model, Google showed off an equally stunning vision for how AI will improve the products that billions of people use every day.
cnn.itInject that glowey radiation directly into my fucking corneas baby!
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you've watched more than ten times.
THE FU?
....*goes to check the door and it slowly opens*
AAAAAAAAAAA AFTER 5,000 YEARS I'M FREE!!!
IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leo: You will break free from your mystical prison beneath the giant oak, only to find that they forgot to lock the door 5000 years ago and you just never thought to check it.
Ah yes, as if I didn't need another reason to think the leadership of FWA was nothing more than a group of fucking mouth breathing fuckwits...
Wait.... IT WAS APPROVED BY THE FWA STAFF?!!?
I've had my doubts about the FWA leadership for a while, but this pretty much confirms my feelings.
I'm absolutely never going to a con with that kind of leadership.
God damn she didn't waste no fucking time going full mask off racist cunt!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
Gonna give kickies to yeens to turn them into hYEETnas >:3
(Art by the awesome @/lizyips.bsky.social)
There is an amazing story to this and I need to hear it...
Mmmmm god killing sour treats.
All my follows who are avid dino fans, This wholesome scientist has most of his publications for free. Do yourselves a favor and read up!
A whole load of my publications - on dinosaurs, pterosaurs, marine reptiles, palaeoart, the palaeobiology of Mesozoic animals and more - can be obtained for free at... www.researchgate.net/profile/Darr...
Affiliated with the University of Southampton, I have special interests in Lower Cretaceous theropods, azhdarchid pterosaurs, parvipelvian ichthyosaurs, and the biology and behaviour of fossil archosa...
www.researchgate.netYA KIDDUN?!?!!??!?!
I'm in yer house @w@
BRB,
Gonna cause a pileup on the highway.
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS MOM AND HER BABIES!
...ya looking?
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...
...okay you can go back to what yer doing.
Fuck it!
We're having a dance competition at the damn house!
Plus we having a bbq too!
Yer Con got bbq?! Didn't fucking think so!
my solution to con fomo is to just be doing cool shit at home.
Everybody's at [the con] right now? F it we're doing "With blackjack and hookers" con at home.
He so fucking precious, he loves his tablet and it's actually his first one too. AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE DOG SHIT ON AVOCADO TOAST! YOU LOOK HANDSOME YA GOOBER!
I FINALLY BOUGHT A TABLET EEEEEEE! Galaxy S9 FE with a pen and the ability to run clip studio bish! Fuk Yeah! Also this was snapped to test out the camera XD. I look like dog shit fucking an avacado but what ever. Suffer. I'm happy XD
So just wanna say Happy mothers day to all my followers who are moms! And if you are a lady and aren't a mom, still a happy mother's day cause there is more than likely someone that looks up to you like a mother.
I hope ya have a great and wonderful day, you deserve it!
Yeah, i'm sorry if you're posting on a public forum, Be ready for some people to not always agree with you. News flash. This is a real world not everybody agrees with everybody. If you can't handle the discourse, Then don't say shit.
Imma eat dat!
These are lies!!!!
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You're beautiful
My furry brothers and sisters, we did it. We horny posted so much on main that Jack ran off.
This,
I just really really like posting on here because it feels more "organic" and the responses feel more genuine.
Seems some people still don’t grasp that a lot of us post on Bluesky all the time just because we really, really like posting.
Some don’t seem to understand why you’d bother with using a social media platform at all if there wasn’t a direct path to monetizing your presence there.
Am Necire and I Hex people