It's Merry Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day -- not "happy holidays"
It's Merry Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day -- not "happy holidays"
oh no, you're not one of those who believes in there is a war on Merry Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day people? please tell me you're not...
Rudolph the skeleton wolfdeer agrees
We just celebrate everything from Circulatory System Day through Complete Reconstruction Day as a single long-running holiday week ending in celebratory Manhattans, but we're pretty secular about it.
The joyous season culminates with Fully Reconstructed Blue Dude With An Enormous Schlong Day
Don't you push that stuff on me, zealot!
I just wish I could go about my day without being bombarded by the music everywhere I go. They turned over one of my favorite Sirius XM channels to it. Ugh.
Not to mention the endless Hallmark Movies:
Complete Reconstruction Day Miracle
An Unexpected Complete Reconstruction Day
Blue Ridge Mountain Complete Reconstruction Day
Well now, they often call me Greedo ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฆ๐๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ
You would think one O Henry short story, one poem and one Dickens novel would be enough. But, Nooooo.
Iโm kinda in the mood for it today though
[cranks up some Endocrine System Of A Down]
Well now, they often call me Greedo ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฆ๐๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ
It's 70 degrees in KC and they're playing holiday music on the radio. In an ironic twist, capitalism has melted Christmas
Well now, they often call me Greedo ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฆ๐๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Every year we enjoy a blue java banana while contemplating the year that has gone before :)
I do appreciate a holiday where itโs not the stockings that are well hung.
I don't celebrate, but if someone wished me a Merry Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day, I would not be offended.
"'Ephiphany'? Adrian, nothing ever *ends*."
Happy "Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing" Day
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day!
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day for those that celebrate
*guitar riffs*
"They say it's your Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day!"
*guitar riffs*
"It's my Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day too, yeah!"
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Is it me, or has Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day just become too commercial?
damn i missed Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
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Ju suis Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day for those that celebrate
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day for those that celebrate
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The war on Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day starts earlier and earlier every year.
Why won't Fox News report on the war on Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day?
Ask Dr Manhattan for a new one for next Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14th: A stupid sexy partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing...
Is it me, or has Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day just become too commercial?
Can't believe you're doing this to him on partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing day. Fucked up.
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Man, I hate how Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day always sneaks up on me.
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Letโs be honest, Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day was only ever a Hallmark holiday.
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The last one is taken from the classic holiday special, A Charlie Brown Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day
At this rate, we'll be celebrating Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day before Circulatory System Walking through the Kitchen Day! It's just not like it used to be!